關(guān)于英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話短一點(diǎn)

　　英語(yǔ)笑話中的幽默(humor)其實(shí)也是我們?nèi)谌肓硪环N文化的窗口。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的關(guān)于英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話短一點(diǎn)，歡迎閱讀!

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　　失物招領(lǐng)廣告一則 An Ad

　　After a beautiful purebred puppy wandered onto our back porch and made himself at home,my husband composed an ad for the "Lost and found" column of the local newspaper. It read: "A puppy, male, approximately nine months old, no collar, very friendly, found on RockbridgeRoad. "

　　I feared all the detail might encourage an unscrupulous person to claim the dog. As Imethodically explained why each clue revealed too much, my husband dutifully crossed out thewords. Finally, in frustration, he rewrote the ad, reducing it to a single sentence that I couldn'trefute.

　　It read: "Guess what I found?"

　　一只漂亮的純種狗來(lái)到我們的后門廊并已此為家了。我丈夫?yàn)楫?dāng)?shù)氐?ldquo;失物招領(lǐng)”欄目構(gòu)思了一則廣告。它是這樣寫(xiě)的：“小狗，雄性，近九個(gè)月年齡，無(wú)項(xiàng)圈，很友善，發(fā)現(xiàn)于石橋路。”

　　我害怕這樣的細(xì)節(jié)會(huì)給那些昧著良心要狗的人以可乘之機(jī)。我有條不紊地解釋為什么每個(gè)線索都透露得太多，我丈夫就盡職地劃去一些詞。終于，出于為難，他重新寫(xiě)了廣告，把它縮為一個(gè)我無(wú)法反駁的句子。

　　它是這樣寫(xiě)的：“猜猜我發(fā)現(xiàn)了什么?”

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　　女兒的音樂(lè)課是一筆財(cái)富

　　Jack: My daughter's music lessons are a fortune to me.

　　John: How is that?

　　Jack: They enabled me to buy the neighbor's houses at half price.

　　杰克：我女兒的音樂(lè)課對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)就是一筆財(cái)富呀。

　　約翰：這是怎么回事呢?

　　杰克：因?yàn)橐魳?lè)課使我們只用半價(jià)就買下了鄰居的房子。

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話短一點(diǎn)學(xué)習(xí)

　　我的爸爸更加強(qiáng)壯!

　　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger man.

　　威爾和比爾在為誰(shuí)的父親更強(qiáng)壯而爭(zhēng)吵。

　　Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it."

　　威爾說(shuō)：“喏，你知道太平洋嗎?就是我爸爸為它挖的洞。”

　　Bill wasn't impressed, "Well, that's nothing. You know the Dead Sea ? My father's the one whokilled it!"

　　比爾不屑一顧：“ 噢，那沒(méi)什么。你知道死海嗎?那是我爸爸殺死的。”

　　關(guān)于英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話短一點(diǎn)欣賞

　　師生問(wèn)答之我愛(ài)炸雞

　　In class the teacher showed pictures of various birds. Then he asked one of the students, "What kind of bird do you like best, Jack?"

　　Jack thought a moment, then answered, "Fried chicken, sir."

　　老師在課堂上向?qū)W生們展示了各種各樣的鳥(niǎo)的照片。然后他問(wèn)其中一名學(xué)生，“杰克，你最喜歡哪種鳥(niǎo)兒啊?”

　　杰克想了想，回答，“炸雞，老師。”

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　　上帝的一秒鐘與一百萬(wàn)

　　A man goes to church and starts talking to God.

　　He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny".

　　Then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second".

　　Then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

　　一男子進(jìn)入教堂和上帝對(duì)話。

　　他問(wèn)：“主啊, 一百萬(wàn)美元對(duì)你意味著多少?”上帝回答：“一便士。”

　　男子又問(wèn)：“那一百萬(wàn)年呢?”上帝說(shuō)：“一秒鐘。”

　　最后男子請(qǐng)求道:“上帝，我能得到一便士嗎?”上帝回答:“過(guò)一秒鐘。”

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　　尋找伴侶 Looking For A Companion

　　Looking for a companion

　　A bachelor asked the computer to find him the perfect mate: "I want a companion who is small and cute, loves water sports and enjoys group activities. "

　　Back came the answer: "Marry a penguin. "

　　尋找伴侶

　　一個(gè)單身漢要電腦為他找個(gè)完美的伴侶：“我要找一個(gè)嬌小可愛(ài)的、喜愛(ài)水上運(yùn)動(dòng)又喜歡群體活動(dòng)的伴侶。”

　　回答是：“娶一只企鵝吧。”

　　關(guān)于關(guān)于英語(yǔ)幽默小笑話短一點(diǎn)

　　羅浮宮著火,先救哪幅畫(huà)?

　　A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out inthe Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"

　　一份報(bào)紙組織了一場(chǎng)競(jìng)賽，為下面的問(wèn)題征集最佳答案：“如果盧浮宮起了火，而你只能救出一幅畫(huà)，你將救出哪一幅?”

　　The winning reply was: "The one nearest the exit."

　　獲獎(jiǎng)的答案是：“最接近門口的那一幅。”