我們搜集了很多有趣的英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎，八年級(jí)的同學(xué)快點(diǎn)過來看看!

　　1、Q:Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

　　A: Because its head is so far from its body.

　　2、Q:Who wears the biggest hat in the world?

　　A: The man with the biggest head in the world.

　　3、Teacher: "Raymond, in what battle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed?"

　　Raymond: "His last one, sir."

　　4、Teacher: "Sarah,what was the first thing James the first did on coming to the throne?"

　　Sarah: "He sat down, miss."

　　5、Cooking teacher: "Tom, how can we prevent food from going bad?"

　　Tom: "By eating it, miss."

　　6、A:"Ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket?"

　　B: "So you can go through, sir."

　　7、A:"How short can girls' skirts get?"

　　B: "No matter how short, they will always be above two feet."

　　8、Father(meaningly): "Who is the laziest member of your class, tommy?"

　　Tommy: "I don't know, Pa."

　　Father: "I should think you should know. When all the others are industriously studying or writing their lessons, who is it that sits idly in his seat and watches the rest, instead of working himself?"

　　Tommy: "The teacher."

　　9、Teacher: "Arthur,if you had three apples and ate one,how many would you have?"

　　Arthur: "Three."

　　Teacher: "Three?"

　　Arthur: "Yes. Two outside and one inside."

　　10、Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

　　A:Amonkey can have fleas，but a flea can't have monkeys.

　　11、Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

　　A:The snail.It carries its house on its back.

　　12、Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

　　A:They make faces all day. (注：make faces直譯為“制造鐘面”，但作為固定短語，有“做鬼臉”的意思。)

　　13、Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

　　A:Keep him awake.

　　14、Q:What stays hot even if put in a fridge? (注：hot 有兩個(gè)意思，熱的;辣的。)

　　A: Pepper(辣椒)。

　　15、Q:Which side is the left side of a pie? (注：the left side of a pie 有兩層意思，餅的左邊;餅剩下沒吃的那一邊。)

　　A: The side that is not eaten，yet.

　　16、Q:Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad?

　　A:Mom is closer,because dad is farther.

　　17、Q:Can you go to the Cinema With your watch broken?

　　A: Of course not，for I don’t have the time. (注：I don’t have the time 有兩種理解：①我沒有時(shí)間;②我沒戴表或我的表壞了，不知道時(shí)間。)

　　19、Q:Why is the comet like Micky Mouse?

　　A: It’s a star with a tail. (注：tail/teil n.(動(dòng)物的)尾巴;彗(星)尾)

　　20、Q:What’s the largest room in the world?

　　A: The room for improvement.

　　21、Q:What’s the poorest bank in the world?

　　A: The river bank. (注：bank n.銀行;堤岸)

　　22、Q:When is coffee like the surface of the earth?

　　A: When it’s ground. (注：ground n.地面，它也是grind/grind v.磨碎;碾碎的過去分詞形式。)

　　23、Q:What month do soldiers hate?

　　A:March. (注：march n.三月;行軍)

　　24、Q:When is a person not a person?

　　A:When he is a little cross. (注：cross adj.煩惱;惱火; n.十字架)

　　25、Q:When is a door not a door?

　　A:When it’s ajar. (注：ajar adj.(門)虛掩著，露了一條縫的;ajar音似(一只壺)。)

　　26、Q:When are boys not boys?

　　A:When they’re bare-footed. (注:bare-footed 赤腳，音似bear-footed。)

　　27、Q:When is a clock dangerous?

　　A:When it runs down the stairs and strikes one. (注：strikes one 另一層意思是：擊中一個(gè)人。)

　　28、Q:What fruit is never found singly?

　　A:Pear. (注：pear，跟pair同音，而pair是一對(duì)的意思，所以pear is never found singly。)

　　29、Q:What is the longest word in the world?

　　A:Smiles. (注：smiles中間夾了個(gè)mile，mile是“一英里”的意思，所以這個(gè)單詞最長。)

　　30、Q:What will you break once you say it?

　　A:Silence.
好了，今天我們的趣味英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎就這么多了，同學(xué)們都看懂了嗎？