初一生，這18條你們都會嗎？

　　1. A ship can contain only fifty persons. Now there is alreadyforty-nine person in it. At this time,a pregnant woman comes on andboards the ship. The shipsinks. Why?

　　Because is a pigboat. (注:pigboat,潛水艇.)

　　2. Will liars be honest after they die?

　　No, they won’t. They lie still after they die.(注:Lie still 躺著不動,依舊撒謊.)

　　3. What always goes up and never goes down?

　　Your age.

　　4. Why did the boy make his dog sit in the sun?

　　He wants to have a hot dog.

　　5. Why can a bride hide nothing?

　　Because someone will give her away. (注:give away 揭發(fā),在婚禮上把新娘交給新郎.)

　　6. Why is the library the highest building?

　　It has the most stories. (注：story 故事;樓層.)

　　7. What is the smallest bridge in the world?

　　The bridge of a nose.

　　8. What is the difference between the North Pole and the South Pole?

　　A whole world.

　　9. What makes naughty boys long to work in a clock factory?

　　They want to make faces. (注：make face 做鬼臉;做鐘表面.)

　　10. What bird lifts heavy things?

　　Crane. (注：crane 鶴,舉重機(jī).)

　　11.why do you buy books?

　　I'm a worm.books are my dishes.

　　12.Can you name five things that contain milk?

　　Butter and cheese， ice-cream and two cows.

　　13.What has hands but no feet,a face but no eyes,tell but talk?

　　Clock.

　　14.What does everybody do at the same time?

　　Grow old/Breathe.

　　15.How long should your legs be?

　　Long enough to reach the ground.

　　16.What has four legs and a back can't walk?

　　Desk.

　　17.What happens when you throw arock in the red sea?

　　The rock will be disappeared.

　　18.Which candle burns longer,a black one or a white one?

　　The same. b-l-a-c-k five letters,w-h-i-t-e five letters also.