英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

　　Questions:

　　1.Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York harbour

　　自由女神為何矗立在紐約港灣

　　2.Why is Mr. Polite teaching his children foullanguage

　　禮貌先生為何教他孩子臟話

　　3.Why does a cat look first to one side and then to the

　　other side when it enters a room

　　貓進(jìn)房間時(shí)為何先朝一邊看看又朝另一邊看看

　　Keys:

　　1.Because it can't sit down.

　　因?yàn)樗荒茏聛?

　　2.He's teaching them what not to say.

　　他在教他們什么話不能說.

　　3.Because it can't see both sides at once.

　　因?yàn)樗荒芡瑫r(shí)兩邊看.

　　Notes:

　　1.statue/>st$tju:/ n. 雕像,雕塑

　　liberty/>lib+ti/ n.自由

　　harbour/>ha:b+/n.港灣

　　英語(yǔ)繞口令

　　1 give me the gift of a grip top sock: a drip-drape, ship-shape, and tip-top sock.

　　給我一雙有禁襪帶的襪子：懸掛狀的，船行的，品質(zhì)一流的襪子。

　　2 betty and bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

　　betty和bob從大雜貨店市場(chǎng)上買了藍(lán)氣球。

　　3 susan shines shoes and socks; she ceased shining shoes and socks for shoes and socks shock susan.

　　susan把鞋子和襪子擦亮，她停止了將鞋子和襪子擦亮，因?yàn)樾雍鸵m子把susan嚇壞了。

　　4 sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

　　薩拉看到閃光絲飾品店掛滿了閃光絲飾品，好象太陽(yáng)在店邊上發(fā)出刺眼的光芒。

　　5 chop shops stock chops.

　　印章店備有印章。

　　6 brad’s big black bath brush broke.

　　brad’s的黑色大浴刷斷了。

　　7 six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

　　六條閃亮的鯊魚吸引人的脛骨。

　　8 don’t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

　　不要縱容那些斜坡的街燈下露營(yíng)的濕著身子的流浪街童。

　　9 i never felt a piece of felt which felt as fine as that felt felt, when first i felt that felt hat‘s felt.

　　在我了解到那個(gè)氈帽的手感后，再也沒有覺得哪個(gè)毛氈的手感和那次感覺得一樣好了。

　　10 what a shame such a shapely sash should such shabby stitches show?

　　這幺有形的腰帶卻用這幺破舊的縫線，多丟人啊。

　　11 thieves seize skis. the blue bluebird blinks.

　　小偷抓住了滑雪板。 藍(lán)色的知更鳥在眨眼。

　　英語(yǔ)笑話故事：Three Blonde Hunters

　　Three blondes walk into a forest and soon find a pair of tracks.

　　The first blonde says: "I think they're deer tracks."

　　The second blonde says: "No, I think they're bear tracks."

　　The third blonde says: "You're both wrong! They're bird tracks!"

　　Then they get hit by a train.