初二幽默英語情景對話
初二幽默英語情景對話
初二的時候，同學(xué)們經(jīng)常會進(jìn)行的英語情景對話是什么主題?下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編給大家整理的初二幽默英語情景對話，供大家參閱!
初二幽默英語情景對話1
A:If that man gives me any more letters to type I'll scream.He's given me ten already today,and there'll be more when I get back from coffee.I'll be here till midnight.
B:Simmer down,Franny.He can't make you stay after five.
C:Sure,francs.Finish what you can,and leave the rest for Minday.
A:But they're important letters,Joe.They should go out tonight.
C:That's not your worry.If they're that urgent,he should've given them to you earlier.
B:Joe's right,Fran.You won't catch him staying in the office after five on a Friday.He's got better things to do.
Notes
Scream 大叫大嚷(要做某事)
Simmer down 別激動
Make you stay 要你留下
You won't catch him-he would never
A：如果那個人再給我一些信要我打字,我就要大聲嚷嚷了,今天他已經(jīng)給了我十封信.等我喝完咖啡回來還會有更多的信.我在這兒要呆到午夜了.
B：別激動,弗蘭尼.他不會讓你呆到五點以后的.
C：是的,弗朗西斯,你能干多少就干多少,剩下的留到星期一再做.
A：可是這都是些重要信件,喬,今天晚上應(yīng)該發(fā)出去.
C：這用不著你擔(dān)心.如果這些信那么緊急,他應(yīng)該早一點交給你.
B：喬說得對,弗朗.每星期五他從來不會在辦公室呆到五點以后.他有意思的事要做.
初二幽默英語情景對話2
男: This seat empty?(這個座位是空的吧?)
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立馬走人】
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方見過你?)
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個周末我頭疼)【^_^頭疼也是可以預(yù)約的】
男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字嗎?)
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個了嗎?)
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)【長的真丑】
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非?？鞓贰?
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)【你能離開就是對我的仁慈】
初二幽默英語情景對話3
英語小品-----小紅帽
Little Red Riding Hood
第一場：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum： (媽媽拿著一個籃子，把桌子上的水果放在籃子里)
Little Red Riding Hood:(唱著歌，歡快地跑進(jìn)來)Hi,mummy, what are you doing?
Mum： (一邊把水果放在籃子里，心事重重地說)Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：(邊提起籃子，邊點頭說)Ok!
Mum： (親切地看著Little Red Riding Hood說) Be good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy.Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二場：在路上
(一陣輕快的音樂由遠(yuǎn)而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎著籃子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow!Flowers, how beautiful! (放下籃子采花)One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：(隨著一陣低沉的音樂，Wolf大步地走上臺)I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找東西狀,東張西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的樣子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)
Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辮子，天真地回答)To Grandma’s.Grandma is ill.
Wolf：(自言自語)I' ll eat Grandma. But……(對Little Red Riding Hood說)Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.
Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鴨子隨著音樂翩翩起舞)
Wolf：(悄悄地藏到大樹后)
Little Red Riding Hood：(停止跳舞)Hello! Baby ducks，how are you?
Six Ducks：We’ re fine.Thank you. Where are you going?
Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s.Oh, I must go, bye.
Six Ducks：Goodbye.
第三場：Grandma家
Grandma： (喘著氣出場，顫顫悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床邊，喘了幾口，打幾個哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。)
Wolf：(從樹后出來，邊走邊說)I am very hungry now. (做找尋的樣子)Where is Grandma’ s house? (高興地對觀眾說)Aha , it’s here.(敲門)Bang, Bang, Bang.
Grandma： Who is it?
Wolf：(裝出Little Red Riding Hood的聲音，一邊得意地?fù)u動尾巴，一邊說)It’s me. Little Red Riding Hood.
Grandma： (邊說邊起床) Come in, come in.
Wolf：(得意洋洋地走到床邊) Grandma , I’ll eat you.
Grandma： (驚慌失措地抓緊衣服，瞪著眼睛，邊叫迫從床上滾到地上)
灰狼把外婆吞到了肚子里。
Wolf：(得意地拍拍肚子，翹起大拇指)Yummy!I’ll sleep.
Little Red Riding Hood：(高興地敲門)Grandma.Grandma.
Wolf：(裝扮成Grandma的聲音) Who is it?
Little Red Riding Hood：It’s me。Little Red Riding Hood. What a strange noise!
Wolf：Come in， Come in.
Little Red Riding Hood：(蹦跳著進(jìn)來，把籃子放在桌子上，走到床前一看，跳回幾步)Oh! What are big ears!
Wolf：I can listen to your sweet voice.
Little Red Riding Hood：Wow! What a big eyes!
Wolf：I can see you pretty face.
Little Red Riding Hood：Oh! What a big hand.
Wolf：I can hug you.
Little Red Riding Hood：(跪在床前，拉起Wolf的手，邊摸邊說)Look! What a big hands?
Wolf：(從床上跳起來說)I can eat you!
Little Red Riding Hood：(拼命地跑)Oh!No! No!
Wolf：(追到Little Red Riding Hood，做吃狀，拍拍肚子說)It’s delicious. I still sleep. I like sleeping.
Hunter： (一邊拿著槍，一邊做尋找狀出場)Where’s the wolf? Look! A door.(推門)The wolf is sleeping.
Wolf：(發(fā)出呼呼的響聲)
Hunter： (端起槍想打，又放下)What a big stomach! (摸摸Wolf的肚子)Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are inside .I must be hurry.(從桌子上拿起剪刀，舉起) Look! Scissors. (做剪Wolf的肚子)Cut, cut, cut.
Little Red Riding Hood/Grandma：Thank you.
Hunter： Grandma ,give me some needles and thread. Little Riding Hood ,Give me some stones.
Grandma： (從桌子上拿來針線)
Little Red Riding Hood：(搬來幾個石頭)One, two, three.
Hunter： (把小石頭裝進(jìn)Wolf的衣服里)
Grandma： I'll thread it.
Hunter： (拿起槍)Woke up!
Wolf：(起床，兩手托著大肚子)My stomach is so heavy.
Hunter： You big bad wolf, raise your arms!
Wolf：(邊跑邊說) Help! Don’t shot me!
Hunter： (開槍)Bang, bang!
Wolf： (應(yīng)聲倒下)
Hunter： The bad wolf is dead.
Little Red Riding Hood和Grandma：Yeah! Thank you.
Little Red Riding Hood、Grandma、Hunter(一起鞠躬): Thank you
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