下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的英語幽默小對(duì)話，歡迎大家閱讀!

　　英語幽默小對(duì)話1：

　　One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.

　　Girl: Father, I have sinned.

　　Preacher: What did you do, little girl?

　　Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.

　　Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?

　　Girl: He touched my breast.

　　Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)

　　Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.

　　Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.

　　Girl: But he also took off my cloth.

　　Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)

　　Girl: Yes, that's what he did.

　　Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.

　　Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...

　　Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)

　　Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...

　　Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...

　　Girl: But he had AIDS!!

　　Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!

　　英語幽默小對(duì)話2：

　　A: You really like my stupid jokes?

　　B: Yes, they just tear me up! You have such a dry sense of humor and you keep such a straight face that it takes minutes for the joke to dawn on me.

　　A: Yes, well such jokes aren’t funny if the wisecracker laughs. My father was a great jokester. It sometimes took hours for me and my brother to get the joke.

　　A: 你真的喜歡我講的這些愚蠢的笑話嗎?

　　B: 是的，它們都快讓我肚皮笑破了!你還真能裝，板著個(gè)臉，我是過了一會(huì)兒才領(lǐng)悟你的笑話的。

　　A: 講俏皮話的人自己先笑了，就沒意思了。我爸可會(huì)講笑話了，有的時(shí)候我和我哥得花上半天功夫才能明白過來。

　　英語幽默小對(duì)話3：

　　男: This seat empty?(這個(gè)座位是空的吧?)

　　女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立馬走人】

　　男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方見過你?)

　　女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。這就是為什么我不再去那個(gè)地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】

　　男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個(gè)星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)

　　女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個(gè)周末我頭疼)【^_^頭疼也是可以預(yù)約的】

　　男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字嗎?)

　　女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (為什么?你不是已經(jīng)有一個(gè)了嗎?)

　　男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)

　　女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫(yī)生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)【長的真丑】

　　男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非?？鞓贰?

　　女：Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)【你能離開就是對(duì)我的仁慈】