One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.

　　Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要節(jié)約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡.

　　Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.

　　要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.

　　Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

　　And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背后, 都有兩個女人。

　　Maybe God wants you to meet many wrong people before you meet the right one,

　　so when this happens ,you’ll be thankful.

　　也許上帝讓你在遇見那個合適的人之前遇見很多錯誤的人，所以，當這一切發(fā)生的時候，你應該心存感激。

　　Don’t cry because it came to an end. Smile because it heppened.

　　不要因為它的結(jié)束而哭，應當因為它的發(fā)生而笑。

　　There will always be people who’ll hurt you, so you need to continue trusting,just be careful.

　　生活中總會有傷害你的人，所以你仍然需要繼續(xù)相信別人，只是小心些而已。

　　Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結(jié)婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

　　The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聰明人都是未婚的,結(jié)婚的人很難再聰明起來.

　　Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一個相關(guān)名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關(guān)的親戚(聯(lián)系).

　　Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.

　　Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 后排座位上的意外會生出小孩.

　　Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep.

　　現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來,所以還是再睡一會吧.

　　There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來.

　　Hard work never killed anybody. But why take the risk?

　　努力工作不會導致死亡!不過我不會用自己去證明.

　　Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!

　　工作好有意思耶!“尤其是看著別人工作.

　　When two‘s company, three‘s the result!

　　兩個人的狀態(tài)是不穩(wěn)定的,三個人才是!

　　The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

　　The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

　　學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘記的越多, 忘記的越多,知道的越少, 為什么學來著?!

　　Life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get!

　　生活就像一盒巧克力，你永遠不知道你會得到什么。

　　The sandflass remembers the time we lost

　　沙漏記得`我們遺忘的時光

　　what a loveiy world it well be with you away.

　　沒有了你.這個世界多么寂寞

　　this valentine is for the girl who stole my heart.

　　這份情人節(jié)禮物，是送給那位偷去我的心的女孩

　　Thank you for comforting me when I'm sad 感謝你在我傷心時安慰我，

　　Loving me when I'm mad 當我生氣時你護著我，

　　Picking me up when I'm down 當我沮喪時你拉拔我。

　　Thank you for being my friend and being around 感謝你作我的朋友并且在我身旁，

　　Teaching me the meaning of love 教導我愛的意義是什么，

　　Encouraging me when I need a shove 當我需要動力時你鼓勵我。

　　But most of all thank you for 但我最想感謝你的是，

　　Loving me for who I am 愛上像我這樣的一個人。