That Is Not My Dog!

　　A woman walks into a pet shop and sees a cute little dog. She asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"

　　The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bit."

　　The woman tries to pet the dog and the dog bites her.

　　"Ouch!" She says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"

　　The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"

　　那不是我的狗

　　一個(gè)婦人走進(jìn)一家寵物店，看見一只很可愛的小狗。她問店主："你的狗咬人嗎?"

　　店主說："不，我的狗不咬人。"

　　于是這個(gè)婦人試著撫摸小狗，可是小狗卻咬了她。

　　"哎喲!"婦人說，"我想你剛才還說你的狗不咬人。"

　　店主人回答說："那不是我的狗。"

　　My "Clever" Dog

　　Bobby is my dog. I love him. He can roll on the floor. He can play balls with me. He can look after my house when I am out. Bobby is very clever. But sometimes he isn't.

　　One day Bobby runs away. He is out for three days. After he comes back, I tie him to a tree and give him some food. Bobby begins to eat. But then he stops. He sees a fox. The fox is looking at his food. Bobby barks and barks. He wants to catch the fox. But he can't. The fox runs round the tree. Bobby runs after the fox. So the rope goes ground the tree. Of course Bobby can't run. The doc can eat the food. Quickly she eats up the food and runs away.

　　我"聰明"的狗

　　巴比是我的狗。我很愛他。他會(huì)在地板上打滾。他會(huì)和我玩球。他能在外出的時(shí)候幫我看家。巴比很聰明，可是有些時(shí)候他也不聰明。

　　一天，巴比跑了出去，3天沒回家。他回來后，我把他拴在一棵樹上，給他一些食物。巴比吃著食物，但是又停了下來。他看見一只狐貍。這只狐貍正盯著他的食物。巴比朝狐貍一個(gè)勁地叫。他想抓住狐貍。但是他辦不到。狐貍喀什繞著樹跑，巴比就追著它跑。于是繩子就繞在了數(shù)上。當(dāng)然巴比就跑不開了。那只狐貍跑去吃他的食物。很快就吃光了所有食物，而后跑走了。

　　Lord Ye's Love of the Dragon

　　There is a young man, Lord Ye. He likes dragons vey much. He draws many dragons in his house. The house becomes a world of dragon.

　　A red dragon hears of Lord Ye, and is deeply moved. He wants to visit Lord Ye and makes a friend with him.

　　"Hi, Mr. Ye! Nice to meet you," the real dragon comes to visit Mr. Ye runs away as fast he can. "Oh, my God! Help! Help!" he runs and shouts."

　　葉公好龍

　　有個(gè)年輕人，姓葉，非常喜歡龍.他在屋里里面了許多許多龍。這屋子都快成了龍的世界。

　　一龍真龍聽說了葉公的事，很受感動(dòng)，就想去拜訪葉公，和他交個(gè)朋友。

　　"嘿。葉先生!很高興見到你。"這條真龍拜訪葉先生了?？墒侨~先生飛快地逃了。忒邊跑邊喊："啊，我的天啊!救命!救命!"