幽默搞笑的英語(yǔ)句子

　　Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

　　膠水為啥就不會(huì)粘在膠水瓶里面啊?

　　The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement。

　　如果放在家里的東西找不回來(lái)，最容易的辦法就是去買個(gè)新的回來(lái)。

　　I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes。

　　自從我聽說(shuō)“人還是死于天然原因者居多”之后，我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。

　　How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

　　不慎的時(shí)候只要一根火柴就足以引發(fā)森林大火，而想點(diǎn)燃一堆篝火卻需要整整一盒火柴，真納悶。

　　園藝定律：區(qū)分益草和害草的辦法是，拔出來(lái)試試——如果很容易拔掉，就證明它是益草。

　　Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing aweed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant。