超搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話精選

　　笑話一般比較短小,喜劇性很強(qiáng),普遍存在于人們的日常生活中。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的超搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　超搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話精選

　　(一)

　　My husband was enjoying the day off from work and watched me scurry about the house.

　　丈夫正在過休息日，他看著我在屋子里來回奔忙。

　　I picked up his dirty clothes, put away his work shoes, carried out his popcorn bowl from the previous night's football viewing, washed the breakfast dishes, wiped the coffee he'd spilled and ironed his shirts.

　　我撿起他在臟衣服，將他工作時(shí)穿的鞋子放到一邊，拿走前一天晚上他看橄欖球時(shí)放在旁邊放爆米花的碗，洗早餐的盤子，擦去他濺出的咖啡，熨他的襯衣。

　　Seeing a thoughtful look on his lace, I wondered if he was beginning to realize just how much unnecessary work he created for me. Maybe he would offer to help. “A penny for your thoughts,” I said.

　　看到他臉上若有所思的神情，我想他是不是開始意識(shí)到他給我添了許多不必要的麻煩，也許他還會(huì)幫幫忙呢!“給你一分錢，告訴我你在想什么?”

　　“I was thinking,” he replied, “that one of the things I like best about you is how you always find ways to keep yourself busy.”

　　“我在想，”他回答道，“你總能找到辦法使自己忙個(gè)不停。這一點(diǎn)我很喜歡。”

　　(二)

　　Talking on the Telephone

　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

　　“You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?” he began. The children nodded yes. “Well, talking to God is

　　like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though.”

　　Just then a little boy piped up and asked, “What's his number?”

　　在電話中交談

　　每個(gè)星期天牧師都會(huì)把孩子們叫到教堂前面，然后給他們講一個(gè)故事。一天，他為了更好地闡述祈禱的含義，帶來了一臺(tái)電話機(jī)。

　　“你們和別人在電話里交談，并沒有看到電話線另一端的人，對(duì)嗎?”他開始問道。孩子們點(diǎn)頭稱是。“好的，和上帝交談就象通過電話交談一樣。他就在另一端，雖然你看不見他，但是他正在聆聽你的心聲。”

　　就在這時(shí)，一個(gè)小男孩尖著嗓子問道：“那他的電話號(hào)碼是什么?”

　　超搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話閱讀

　　(一)

　　After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?" After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

　　晚飯后，父親和母親都忙著和客人玩麻將，這時(shí)母親忽然想起點(diǎn)兒事來，便對(duì)正在看電視的兒子說道：“寶貝，去看看廚房里的燈是不是還開著呢?” 過了一會(huì)兒，兒子回來說：“媽，廚房里太黑了，我根本就看不見。”

　　(二)

　　he lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours. then he started again, and said he:"Let me ask the evolutionist a question --- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"

　　"I'll venture an answer, " said an old lady. "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".

　　教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話題又來了："讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問題--如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?"

　　"我來試試看，"一位老太太說。

　　"該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。"

　　超搞笑英語(yǔ)小笑話學(xué)習(xí)

　　(一)

　　TWO： Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?

　　John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.

　　老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理?，F(xiàn)在，誰給我舉個(gè)例子?

　　約翰：嗯，在夏天天都長(zhǎng)，在冬天天都短。

　　(二)

　　"I'm sorry ，Madam ，but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth ."

　　"Twenty d ollars! Why ，I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"

　　"Yes，but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office ."

　　"對(duì)不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。"

　　"20美元!為什么?不是說好只要4美元。"

　　"是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個(gè)病人嚇跑了。"