笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創(chuàng)作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的高中英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　高中英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯精選

　　A Tough Teacher

　　A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class. Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible. Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap. Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest.

　　He had no trouble with discipline that term.

　　Notes:

　　(1) injure v.傷害

　　(2) plaster cast n. 石膏繃帶;石膏夾

　　(3) assign v.分配;分派

　　(4) undisciplined adj.缺乏紀(jì)律的

　　(5) rowdy adj.粗暴而吵鬧的

　　(6) breeze n.微風(fēng)

　　(7) flap v.上下或左右移動(dòng)

　　(8) eraser n.黑板擦

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文填空：

　?、?A school teacher friend of mine _____his back and had to wear a plaster cast______ the upper part of his body.

　　② He was _____to teach the most undisciplined class.

　?、踎_____ confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible.

　　④ just then, a strong_______ made his tie flap.

　?、?He had no trouble________ discipline that term.

　　28.強(qiáng)悍的教師

　　我有一位作教師的朋友弄傷了他的背，因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。開(kāi)學(xué)的第一天，他的身上還穿著石膏罩。他被分派教最不守紀(jì)律的班級(jí)。他很自信地步入亂哄哄的教室，把窗子盡可能大地打開(kāi)。就在這時(shí)，一陣強(qiáng)風(fēng)把他的領(lǐng)帶吹得飄起來(lái)。為了固定領(lǐng)帶，他拿起黑板擦，把一個(gè)大頭釘透過(guò)領(lǐng)帶砸入他的胸膛。

　　那學(xué)期在他的課上，沒(méi)有不守紀(jì)律的。

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、?injured; around ② assigned ③ Stepping ④ breeze ⑤ with

　　高中英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯閱讀

　　Im a Police Officer

　　When my husband, Jack, was a police officer, he once approached a home guarded by two ferocious dogs. They lunged at the screen door with such force that it opened, and they tore out into the yard.

　　Thinking quickly, Jack, stepped into the house, closing the door tightly behind him. " It's all right, ma'am," he reassured the homeowner " I'm a police officer."

　　"Not a very brave one," 'she observed.

　　Notes:

　　(1) guard v.保護(hù);保衛(wèi)

　　(2) ferocious adj.兇猛的;殘忍的

　　(3) lunge v.沖刺;前沖

　　(4) tear v.急奔;沖

　　(5) reassure v.消除對(duì)……的恐懼;使安心

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文選擇正確答案：

　　① What was once Jack?

　　A. He was once a soldier.

　　B. He was once a government official.

　　C. He was once a police officer.

　　D. He was once a gardener.

　?、?The word "ferocious" in "a home guarded by two ferocious dogs'? means______ .

　　A. very nice

　　B. very strong

　　C. very big and strong

　　D. cruel and violent

　?、?What is a screen door?

　　A. A door which is made of glass.

　　B. A door which is a frame holding a net used for separating things, which do not pass through the holes.

　　C. A door which is made of iron .

　　D. A door which is made of wood.

　?、?What did Jack do when he found that the dogs tore into the yard?

　　A. He ran away quickly.

　　B. He stood still.

　　C. He locked the dogs inside the house.

　　D. Instead of running away, he stepped into the house and shut the door tightly.

　?、?From this passage, we can see that ______.

　　A. Jack was very quick

　　B. Jack was not so brave

　　C. Jack was very helpful

　　D. Jack was a competent policeman

　　29.我是警察

　　在我丈夫杰克還是警察的時(shí)候，一次他走近有兩只惡狗看守的庭院。那兩只狗奮力地?fù)渥ゼ嗛T(mén)，把門(mén)弄開(kāi)了并沖到院子里。

　　杰克反應(yīng)迅速，三步并兩步地跨入房子里，牢牢地關(guān)上身后的門(mén)。“沒(méi)事了，女士，”他安慰家主道，“我是警察。”

　　“可不是很勇敢的一個(gè)。”她淡淡地說(shuō)。

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　?、貱②D③B④D⑤B

　　高中英語(yǔ)幽默笑話帶翻譯學(xué)習(xí)

　　A Business Trip

　　On a business trip to India, a colleague of mine arrived at the airport in Dilhi. He took a taxi to his hotel, where he was greeted by his hospitable Indian host. The cab driver requested the equivalent of eight dollars U. S. for the fare, which seemed reasonable, so my friend handed him the money.

　　But the host grabbed the bills and initiated a verbal assault upon the cabby, calling him a worthless parasite and a disgrace to their country for trying to overcharge visitors. The host threw half the amount at the driver and told him never to return.

　　As the taxi sped off, the host gave the remaining bills to my colleague and asked him how his trip had been. "Fine," the business- man replied, "until you chased the cab away with my luggage in the trunk."

　　Notes:

　　(1) colleague n.同事

　　(2) hospitable n.好客的

　　(3) equivalent n.等值;等量

　　(4) initiate v.開(kāi)始

　　(5) verbal n.言辭的

　　(6) assault (on/upon) n.猛烈而突然之攻擊

　　(7) cabby n.出租汽車(chē)司機(jī)

　　(8) parasite n.寄生蟲(chóng)

　　Exercises:

　　根據(jù)短文回答下列句子：

　?、賅here was the businessman going?

　?、?How did he get to the hotel?

　　③ How much money did the taxi driver request?

　?、?What did the host think of the charge?

　?、?How was the trip?

　　30.出差旅行

　　我的一個(gè)同事去印度出差。他抵達(dá)迪爾黑機(jī)場(chǎng)，就搭出租車(chē)到賓館。好客的印度主人在那里迎接他。出租車(chē)司機(jī)索要相當(dāng)于八美元的費(fèi)用。我朋友覺(jué)得似乎是合理價(jià)格，就把錢(qián)給了他。

　　但迎客主人一把抓過(guò)那錢(qián)鈔，對(duì)出租司機(jī)大罵不止，稱(chēng)他是一文不值的寄生蟲(chóng)，并說(shuō)他企圖宰國(guó)外來(lái)客，真是丟盡了他們國(guó)家的面子。他把錢(qián)鈔的半數(shù)扔給司機(jī)，告訴他永遠(yuǎn)別再回來(lái)。

　　出租司機(jī)一踩油門(mén)跑掉了。主人把剩下的錢(qián)還給我的同事，問(wèn)他旅途如何。“很好，”這位商人回答，“只是你把出租車(chē)趕跑了，我的行李還在車(chē)箱里。”

　　練習(xí)參考答案：

　　① India

　?、?He took a taxi.

　?、?The equivalent of eight dollars U. S.

　?、?He thought it was too much.

　　⑤ Fine except that the luggage was still in the trunk of the taxi.