初一英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯大全

　　從文本的角度來(lái)說(shuō),冷笑話(huà)的文本在內(nèi)容和結(jié)構(gòu)都不同于傳統(tǒng)笑話(huà)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的初一英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!

　　初一英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯大全

　　(一)

　　晚年離婚 Divorce

　　A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand,"He said, "Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"

　　有一個(gè)丈夫和妻子都是91歲，他們站在法官面前，要求離婚。“我不明白，”法官說(shuō)，“你們?yōu)槭裁吹搅诉@把年紀(jì)還要離婚?”

　　The husband explained, "Well, you see, we wanted to wait until the children died."

　　丈夫解釋道：“嗯，你是知道的，我們想要等到孩子們都死了。”

　　(二)

　　當(dāng)呆瓜牙醫(yī)遇到恐高癥患者

　　While on vacation in San Francisco, my sister developed a toothache. The hotel desk clerk recommended a dentist. Susan, who dislikes heights, was horrified to discover that she was located on the 14th floor of a skyscraper, with two of the office walls made entirely of glass.

　　在舊金山度假時(shí)，我姐姐牙病犯了。這個(gè)酒店前臺(tái)推薦了一個(gè)牙醫(yī)。蘇珊有恐高癥，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在兩邊都是玻璃墻14層大樓時(shí)，嚇壞了。

　　Susan was sitting rigidly in the examination chair, clutching its sides, when the dentist came in. “Are you always this nervous?” he asked.

　　蘇珊很和僵硬的坐在檢查座位上，緊緊握住椅子的兩旁，當(dāng)醫(yī)生進(jìn)來(lái)時(shí)，看到這種情況就問(wèn)，你一直這么緊張嗎?

　　It’s just that I ‘m not used to being up this high,” Susan replied, eyes closed.

　　蘇珊閉著眼睛回答：只是我不習(xí)慣待在這么高的地方

　　“Oh, I’m sorry,” he said. Then he lowered her chair six inches.

　　“不好意思啊，”他說(shuō)。然后就把椅子調(diào)低了6英尺。

　　初一英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯欣賞

　　(一)

　　拿什么衡量你,我的"減肥量"

　　I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn’t resistbragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, “That’s not bad for a man of my age.”

　　我稱(chēng)贊我的一個(gè)同事減肥10磅?？墒?，我禁不住夸耀說(shuō)我17歲時(shí)，體重225磅，而目前體重是224磅。我還說(shuō)：“這對(duì)我這樣年齡的男子來(lái)說(shuō)，是不錯(cuò)的。”

　　Overhearing this, a woman remarked, “You mean to say it took you all this time to lose onepound?”

　　一個(gè)女子聽(tīng)到了這些話(huà)，她說(shuō)道：“你是說(shuō)你花了這么長(zhǎng)時(shí)間才減了1磅?”

　　(二)

　　一個(gè)發(fā)怒妻子的祈禱 An angry wife's prayer

　　A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing athim. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late.

　　一個(gè)男人因嗜賭而經(jīng)?；丶液芡?，為此他妻子從沒(méi)停止過(guò)罵他。一次他因工作很晚回到家后。

　　His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. "I pray toGod that you are speaking the truth", his wife says."May God strike me dead if I amlying.""Then I pray to God that you are lying", his wife said hopefully.

　　他妻子指責(zé)他又去賭博了，可他發(fā)誓說(shuō)這次是因?yàn)楣ぷ鳌?quot;我祈禱上帝你說(shuō)的是實(shí)話(huà)，"妻子說(shuō)。"如果我說(shuō)謊上帝便賜我于死。""那我祈禱上帝你是在說(shuō)謊。"他妻子充滿(mǎn)希望地說(shuō)。

　　經(jīng)典的初一英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)帶翻譯

　　(一)

　　A man is so addicted to gambling that he often comes home late. His wife never stops railing athim. Once he is detained at his office and comes home late.

　　一個(gè)男人因嗜賭而經(jīng)?；丶液芡?，為此他妻子從沒(méi)停止過(guò)罵他。一次他因工作很晚回到家后。

　　His wife accuses him of gambling again but he swears he was detained in his office. "I pray toGod that you are speaking the truth", his wife says."May God strike me dead if I amlying.""Then I pray to God that you are lying", his wife said hopefully.

　　他妻子指責(zé)他又去賭博了，可他發(fā)誓說(shuō)這次是因?yàn)楣ぷ鳌?quot;我祈禱上帝你說(shuō)的是實(shí)話(huà)，"妻子說(shuō)。"如果我說(shuō)謊上帝便賜我于死。""那我祈禱上帝你是在說(shuō)謊。"他妻子充滿(mǎn)希望地說(shuō)。

　　(二)

　　One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignifiedmiddle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered byfrantic women.

　　一天，遠(yuǎn)東百貨公司的女裝大減價(jià)，一位高貴的中年男士想給太太買(mǎi)一件?？墒?，沒(méi)過(guò)多久，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己已被瘋狂的女人沖得踉踉蹌蹌。

　　He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed throughthe crowed.You there! challenged a thrill voice. Can't you act like a gentleman?Listen, he said, Ihave been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady.

　　他竭力忍耐著。后來(lái)，他低下頭，揮動(dòng)雙臂，擠過(guò)人群。你干嘛?有人尖聲叫道，你難道不能表現(xiàn)得象位紳士嗎?聽(tīng)著，他說(shuō)，我已經(jīng)象紳士一樣表現(xiàn)了一個(gè)小時(shí)。從現(xiàn)在起，我要表現(xiàn)得象個(gè)女士。