稍微長一點的英語小笑話精選

　　笑話作為一種典型的幽默現(xiàn)象,對其進(jìn)行系統(tǒng)的研究對于闡釋幽默現(xiàn)象具有舉足輕重的作用。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的稍微長一點的英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　稍微長一點的英語小笑話精選

　　Do You Know Who I Am?

　　你知道我是誰嗎?

　　It was the final examination for a Biology course at a university. It was designed to weed out some students. The examination was two hours long. After the exam booklets were provided, the professor told the class that any exam booklet that was not on his desk in exactly two hours would not be accepted and the student would fail.

　　這是一所大學(xué)的生物課期末考試。考試旨在淘汰部分學(xué)生?？荚嚂r間為兩小時。分發(fā)試題冊后，教授對學(xué)生們說，兩小時結(jié)束后任何沒交的試題冊他都不再接收，沒交的學(xué)生一律不及格。考試開始后半小時，個學(xué)生匆匆跑了進(jìn)來，向教授要試題冊。

　　Half of an hour into the exam, a student came rushing in and asked the professor for an exam booklet.

　　“你沒有時間答完試題的，”教授一邊把試題冊遞給學(xué)生，一邊諷刺地說。

　　"You're not going to have time to finish this," the professor stated sarcastically as he handed the student a booklet.

　　“不，我有，”學(xué)生回答。然后他坐下來開始答題兩小時后，教授要求交卷，學(xué)生們把試卷整理好，交了卷，只有那名遲到的學(xué)生還繼續(xù)寫著。一小時后，學(xué)生走到教授跟前，教授正坐在桌旁準(zhǔn)備下一節(jié)課。學(xué)生試圖把試卷放在桌上的一堆試題冊上。

　　"Yes, I will," replied the student. He then took a seat and began writing. After two hours, the professor called for the exams, and the students filed up and handed them in. All except the late student, who continued writing. An hour later, the student came up to the professor who was sitting at his desk preparing for his next class. He attempted to put his exam on the stack of exam booklets already there

　　“我不會接收的。太晚了。”

　　"I'm not going to accept that. It's late."

　　學(xué)生看上去將信將疑，有些生氣。

　　The student looked incredulous and angry.

　　“你知道我是誰嗎?”

　　"Do you know who I am?"

　　“不，說實話，我不知道，”教授回答說，言語中帶著嘲諷的語氣。

　　"No, as a matter of fact, I don't," replied the professor with an air of sarcasm in his voice.

　　“你知道我是誰嗎?”學(xué)生又問，聲音更響亮了。

　　"Do you know who I am?" the student asked again in a louder voice.

　　“不知道，我也不在乎”教授回答，面露優(yōu)越的神色。

　　"No, and I don't care." replied the professor with an air of superiority.

　　“那就好，”學(xué)生說著快速地拿起一疊試卷，把他的塞到中間，然后走出了教室。

　　"Good," replied the student, who quickly lifted the stack of completed exams, stuffed his in the middle, and walked out of the room.

　　稍微長一點的英語小笑話閱讀

　　For a long time Dr. Smith had wanted to get a better job in a certain big modern hospital, and at last he was successful. He was appointed to a particular position, which he wanted，and his wife moved to the house, which they were now to live in. The next day some beautiful flowers were sent to them, with a note，which said，"Deepest sympathy". Naturally,Dr. Smith was angry to receive such an unusual note, and telephoned the shop which had sent the flowers to find what the note meant.

　　很長時間以來，史密斯先生一直想在一家現(xiàn)代化的大醫(yī)院找到一份較好的工作，最后他如愿以償了。他得到了他所想要的一個重要職位，他和他妻子也搬進(jìn)了他們現(xiàn)在的房子。第二天，他讓花店送來了一些美麗的鮮花，上面有一張條子，寫道:“最深切的吊慰。”很顯然，史密斯先生對接到這樣一張條子感到非常氣憤，他立刻打電話給送花店的老板問那張條子是什么意思。

　　When the owner of the shop heard what had happened, he apologized to Dr. Smith for having made the mistake.

　　商店的老板聽到所發(fā)生的事情之后，對于他們所造成的錯誤對史密斯先生表示歉意。

　　"But what really worried me much more," he added , "is that flowers which ought to have gone to you were sent to a person who had just died, with a card which said, Congratulations on your new position."

　　“可真正讓我更為擔(dān)心的是”，老板補充道，“應(yīng)該給你送去的鮮花卻被送給了一個剛?cè)ナ赖娜耍r花上的條子寫著:祝您高升。”

　　稍微長一點的英語小笑話學(xué)習(xí)

　　有一個特別在乎錢的人，一天他叫兒子去買一盒火柴，并且告訴兒子一定要搞清楚每根火柴都是好的。他的兒子一會兒就回來了。這個人拿出火柴劃了一根，沒有燃著。他又劃了幾根還是沒有一根劃燃。他非常生氣地說:“我不是告訴過你要保證每一根火柴都是好的嗎?”

　　There was a man who cared more for money than anything else, one day he sent his son to buy a box of matches, and told the boy he must see that every match in the box was good, soon the boy came back. The man took out a match and struck it, but it failed to light, he tried several more, but none was good. He got very angry and said, “I told you every match must be good, didn't I?”

　　“是的，你確實說過，”孩子回答，“我把盒子里所有的火柴都試過了，每根都能劃得燃。”

　　“Yes,you did,” the boy replied. “I tried out all the matches in the box and every match lit.”