小學(xué)生幽默英文笑話(huà)精選

　　在笑話(huà)的翻譯過(guò)程中,由于文化差異,語(yǔ)用歧義以及其他的諸多原因,笑話(huà)翻譯總是很難達(dá)到預(yù)期的效果,也因此很難贏(yíng)得人們的笑聲。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的小學(xué)生英文笑話(huà)，歡迎閱讀!

　　小學(xué)生英文笑話(huà)精選

　　One night, a man comes home slightly drunk and his wife ( who is suspecting he’s cheating on her) questions his whereabouts…

　　一天深夜，一個(gè)男人稍有醉意回到家中。他的妻子問(wèn)他去哪了(她有些懷疑他的話(huà))。

　　Wife: "Where were you?"

　　妻子:“你去哪了?”

　　Man: "I was at this new bar called the Golden Bar. Everything is golden.”

　　丈夫:“我去了一個(gè)叫金色酒吧的新開(kāi)張的酒吧。里面的一切都是金的。”

　　Wife: "Sure you were. There' s no such place”

　　妻子:“你真去了嗎? 根本沒(méi)有這種地方!”

　　Man: "There is! They have huge golden doors, a golden floors, and even golden urinals !”

　　丈夫:“有!那里有一扇大金門(mén)，金地板和金的便池!”

　　Wife: "Oh, I BELEIVE you 100%.”

　　妻子:‘好，就算我惻言你!”

　　So, the next day the wife looks through the phone book for this golden bar. She’s surprised when she finds a Golden Bar located across town. She decides to call up and check this out for herself…

　　第二天，他的妻子在電話(huà)號(hào)碼簿里查金色酒吧的電話(huà)。使她吃驚的是金色酒吧就在他們住的小鎮(zhèn)的另一頭。她決定打電話(huà)過(guò)去證實(shí)一下她丈夫的話(huà)。

　　Wife: "Is this the Golden Bar?"

　　妻子:“這里是金色酒吧嗎?”

　　Bartender: "Yes it is.”

　　酒吧服務(wù)員:“是的，金色酒吧。”

　　Wife: "Do you have huge golden doors? "

　　妻子:“你們那里是不是有一扇金色大門(mén)?”

　　Bartender: "Yes we do…”

　　酒吧服務(wù)員:“是的，我們有......”

　　Wife: "Do you have golden floors?"

　　妻子:“你們的地板也是金色的?”

　　Bartender; "We have them, too…”

　　酒吧服務(wù)員:“是的，這也對(duì)……”

　　Wife: "What about golden urinals?"

　　妻子:“那有沒(méi)有金色便池?”

　　Bartender( speaking away from phone):"Hey Max，I think we have a lead on the guy that fouled your alto-sax.”

　　酒吧服務(wù)員在電話(huà)那頭問(wèn):“嘿，馬克斯，我認(rèn)為那天有人往你的高音薩克斯里小便的事有線(xiàn)索了。”

　　小學(xué)生英文笑話(huà)閱讀

　　A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The supervisor told her that she was on probation and that she must stay at or above the set average of 2 miles per day to remain employed. The blonde agreed to the conditions and started right away.

　　一個(gè)已經(jīng)幾個(gè)月沒(méi)有工作的金發(fā)女郎，找到了一份公共工程建設(shè)的工作。她要給一條鄉(xiāng)村公路的中央畫(huà)線(xiàn)。監(jiān)工告訴她，在試用期她必須保證每天刷兩英里或兩英里以上才能保住工作。這個(gè)金發(fā)女郎同意馬上開(kāi)始工作。

　　The supervisor checked up at the end of the day and found that she had completed four miles on her first day, double the average! "Great ,”he told her, "I think you are really going to work out.”The next day，however, he was disappointed to find that the blonde only did two miles. The supervisor thought，"She is still above the average. I should not discourage her. I'd better keep silence first.” In the third day, the blonde only did one mile and the boss thought, "I need to talk to her before this gets any worse.”

　　監(jiān)工當(dāng)天檢查時(shí)發(fā)現(xiàn)她第一天完成了四英里，是平均量的兩倍!“很好!”監(jiān)工告訴她，“我想你會(huì)干得很出色。”但是第二天，他失望地發(fā)現(xiàn)女郎只完成了兩英里。監(jiān)工想:“她還在平均量以上，我還不能打擊她，我先要保持沉默。”第三天，金發(fā)女郎只刷了一英里，老板想:“在她干得更差之前我得跟她談?wù)劇?rdquo;

　　The boss talked to the new employee and said, "You were doing so great. The first day you did four miles, the second day two miles, but yesterday you only did one mile. Is there a problem? What’s keeping you from meeting the two-mile minimum?" The blonde replied, "Well, each day I keep getting farther and farther away from the paint bucket.”

　　老板對(duì)這個(gè)新雇員說(shuō):“第一天你干得那么好，刷了四英里，第二天兩英里，但昨天你只刷了一英里。有什么問(wèn)題嗎?什么讓你連兩英里的限度也到不了?”女郎回答:“因?yàn)槲译x油漆桶一天比一天遠(yuǎn)。”

　　小學(xué)生英文笑話(huà)學(xué)習(xí)

　　個(gè)小男孩非常想要一百美元買(mǎi)一輛自行車(chē)，但是祈禱了兩個(gè)星期也沒(méi)有結(jié)果。于是，他決定給上帝寫(xiě)一封信要這一百美元。當(dāng)郵局收到這封收信人為“美國(guó)，上帝”的信后，他們決定把它寄給美國(guó)總統(tǒng)?？偨y(tǒng)很重視，也很感動(dòng)。他命令他的秘書(shū)寄給個(gè)小男孩五美元紙鈔?？偨y(tǒng)認(rèn)為這對(duì)于一個(gè)小男孩來(lái)說(shuō)應(yīng)該是一筆大錢(qián)了。這個(gè)小男孩收到這五美元后非常高興，又坐下來(lái)給上帝寫(xiě)了一封感謝信，信中寫(xiě)道:

　　A little boy wanted one hundred dollar for a bicycle very badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the money. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA，they decided to send it to the president. The President was so impressed，touched and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a five bill. The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted wish the five-dollar bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to the Lord, which read:

　　親愛(ài)的上帝:

　　Dear Lord，

　　非常感謝你寄給我的錢(qián)?？墒俏野l(fā)現(xiàn)，由于某種原因您通過(guò)華盛頓寄給我的錢(qián)，像往常一樣，那些奇怪的人扣走了九十五美元。

　　Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, DC and as usual, those jerks deducted ninety-five dollars.

　　羅杰

　　Love,Roger