一般所說“笑話”,范圍相當(dāng)廣,大體上包括諷刺和幽默兩類。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的初二英語笑話大全，歡迎閱讀!

　　初二英語笑話大全

　　真沒想到我已經(jīng)往回跑了這么遠(yuǎn)!(中英)

　　A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells and bullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the sol Biers decided that the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. The officer stopped him and said, "Where are you going?"

　　第一次世界大戰(zhàn)期間、一場大戰(zhàn)役正在進(jìn)行。槍炮轟鳴、子彈橫飛。這樣持續(xù)了一小時(shí)后，有個(gè)士兵認(rèn)為戰(zhàn)斗太危險(xiǎn)了，所以他離開前線，開始逃離戰(zhàn)場。走了一個(gè)小時(shí)后，他看見一個(gè)軍官朝他走來。軍官攔住他，問道:“你到哪兒去?”

　　"I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that' s going on behind us, sir,” the soldier answered.

　　“長官，我正盡力躲開身后正在進(jìn)行的戰(zhàn)斗。”士兵回答說。

　　"Do you know who I am?" the officer said to him angrily. "I'm your commanding officer.”

　　“你知道我是誰嗎?”軍官生氣地說，“我是你們的指揮官。”

　　The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said , "My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already !”

　　士兵聽了十分驚訝地說:“天哪，真沒想到我已經(jīng)往回跑了這么遠(yuǎn)了!”

　　初二英語笑話大全欣賞

　　兩元錢(中英)

　　Jim walked into a store, which had a sign outside: "Second一hand clothes bought and sold.” He was carrying an old pair of pants and asked the owner of the store, "How much will you give me for these?" The man looked at them and then said rude1y，"Two dollars.”

　　吉姆走進(jìn)一家掛著“舊衣服買賣”招牌的店鋪。他手上拿著一條舊褲子，問店主:“這條褲子你給多少錢?”店主看了他一眼，粗魯?shù)卣f:“兩塊錢!”

　　"What !” said Jim, "I had guessed they were worth at least five?"

　　吉姆說:“什么?我認(rèn)為至少值五塊錢呢!”

　　"No,”said the man，"they aren't worth a penny more than two dollars.”

　　店主又說:“不!就是兩塊錢，絕不會(huì)多一分錢。”

　　"Are you sure?" asked Jim.

　　吉姆說:“你那么肯定?”

　　"Very sure,”said the man.

　　店主說:“當(dāng)然了!”

　　"Well,” said Jim, taking two dollars out of his pocket，"here’s your money. These pants were hanging outside your store with a price tag that said$ 6.50 , but I thought that was too much money，so I wanted to make sure how much they were really worth.” Then he walked out of the store with the pair of pants and disappeared before the surprised storeowner could think of anything to say.

　　吉姆一面從口袋拿出兩塊錢，一面說:“好!給你錢，這條褲子本來是掛在貴店外面的，標(biāo)價(jià)是六塊五。但我認(rèn)為太貴了，所以我想確定一下，它究竟值多少錢。”說完，趁著這位驚訝不已的主人能想出任何回答之前，他就帶著那條褲子走出店門而不見人影了。

　　經(jīng)典的初二英語笑話大全

　　多少錢?(中英)

　　It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said , "Look，Joe! Isn' t that beautiful !”

　　冬天就要來了，荷曼太太想采購一大堆的東西，所以她就一直等到周六丈夫有空的時(shí)候，她拖著他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們?nèi)チ嗽S多家商店，荷曼太太買了很多很多東西。她經(jīng)常停下腳步說:“看，喬伊!那個(gè)多漂亮!”

　　He then answered, "All right, dear, How much is it?" And took his money out to pay for it.

　　他總是回答:“好吧!親愛的，多少錢?”然后掏錢去付款。

　　It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinks about other things，like a nice drink by the side of warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, "Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!”

　　他們從最后一家商店出來的時(shí)候夜幕已降臨，荷曼先生己累得筋疲力盡了，他心想著其他事情，比如，在家里暖暖的火爐邊喝著美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，說道:“看，喬伊，多么美的月亮啊!”

　　Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered，"All right, dear, how much is it?”

　　荷曼先生不假思索地答道:“好吧，親愛的，多少錢?”