英語笑話小短文加翻譯

　　冷笑話的構(gòu)成常借助修辭手法、省略偷換、語種跨越、邏輯錯(cuò)誤、論辯之術(shù)等,其表達(dá)效果則因內(nèi)容的不同而眾彩紛呈,適合作個(gè)別具體分析而不宜進(jìn)行類的綜合。下面小編整理了英語笑話小短文，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語笑話小短文：Beef Sandwich牛肉三明治

　　A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter.

　　有一名男子走近一家熟食店，在吃午餐的柜臺(tái)旁選了一個(gè)位置。

　　"Give me corned beef sandwich,"he ordered.

　　他點(diǎn)餐時(shí)說：“給我來個(gè)腌牛肉三明治。”

　　"Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu,but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it ,like our midnight Special."

　　"菜單上沒有腌牛肉三 明治，但是我可以給你一個(gè)里面有腌牛肉的三明治，像是我們的午夜特餐。”

　　"What's a Midnight Special?"

　　“午夜特餐是什么?”

　　"A triple decker with corned beef,tongue,bologna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pockle and mayonnaise,on toasted raisin bread."

　　“有三層，里面是腌牛肉、牛舌、熏香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、 洋蔥、腌泡菜，還有美乃滋的三層烤葡萄干面包。…

　　"Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?"

　　"你可不可以在兩片白面包中間只放一片腌牛肉，裝在一個(gè)盤子上端給我吃?”

　　"Why,sure!"Then,turning to the sandwich man ,

　　“哦，當(dāng)然可以。啦!”接著他就轉(zhuǎn)向制作三明治的人，

　　he sang out:"One Midnighet Special.Make it one deck,hold the tongue,bolgna,tomato,lettuce,onion,pickle and mayonnaise,and make the raisin bread white,untoasted!"

　　大聲喊出：“一個(gè)午夜特餐。把它做一層就好，里面不要加牛著、熏香腸、蕃茄、萵苣、洋蔥、腌泡菜和美乃滋，把葡萄干面包做成白面包，不要烤!”

　　英語笑話小短文：Lawyer’s Advice 律師的忠告

　　A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who asked advice on how to hanle his ulcer.

　　有一位醫(yī)生和一位律師出席一場(chǎng)雞尾酒會(huì)，當(dāng)時(shí)有一名男子走近這位醫(yī)生詢問有關(guān)如何處理他的潰瘍的忠告。

　　The doctor mumbled some medical advice,then turned to the lawyer and asked,

　　這位醫(yī)生就咕嚕咕嚕說了一些醫(yī)療上的忠告，然后轉(zhuǎn)向這位律師。

　　"How do you handled the situation when you are asked for advice during a social function?"

　　并問他：“當(dāng)你在社交宴會(huì)場(chǎng)合中被人詢間忠告的時(shí)候，你都怎么處理這個(gè)情形呢?”

　　"Just send an account for such advice" replied the lawyer.

　　這位律師回答說： “就寄出一張聽取忠告的賬單呀”。

　　On the next morning the doctor arrived at his surgery and issues the ulcer-stricken man a account.

　　下一天早上，這位醫(yī)生來到他的診療窒;開出一張五十元賬單給這名罹患潰瘍的男子。

　　That afternoon he received a 0 account from the lawyer.

　　而在那天下午他竟然就收到一張從律師那里寄來的一百元賬單。

　　英語笑話小短文：A Materialistic Lawyer 唯物主義的律師

　　A lawyer opened the door of his BMW,

　　有一位律師打開他的 BMW 座車車門，

　　when suddenly a car came along and hit the door,ripping it off completely.

　　當(dāng)時(shí)剛好有一輛車子突然駛來撞上車門，而且把它完全給扯了下來。

　　When the police arrived at the scene,the lawyer was complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.

　　當(dāng)警察到達(dá)現(xiàn)場(chǎng)的時(shí)候，這名律師正在對(duì)他的昂貴BMW座車所受到的損害，痛苦地抱怨不已。他滿腹牢騷的向警察嘀咕說：

　　"Officer,look what they've done to my BMW",he whined.

　　“警官，你瞧瞧他們對(duì)我的 BMW所干韻好事啦!”

　　"You lawyers are so materialistic,you make me sick!!!"retorted the officer,

　　這名警官卻回嘴說，“ 你們這些律師實(shí)在太唯物主義了，你真讓我覺得惡心!”

　　"You're so worried about your stuid BMW that you didn't even notice that your left arm was ripped off!!!"

　　“你竟然這么擔(dān)心你一的笨BMW車子，卻沒注意到你的左手臂被扯斷了”

　　"Oh my God!" replied the lawyer,finally noticing the bloody left shoulder where his arm once was,"Where's my Rolex?!"

　　這名律師最后注意到流著血的左肩膀，也就是他的手臂原先所在之處，他回答說：“哦，我的天哪!我的勞動(dòng)士手表在哪里呀?”