經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)超搞笑笑話大全
幽默和笑話有概念上的區(qū)別,笑話是滑稽言談本身,幽默在這里則被作為心智和性情層面上的概念來(lái)看待。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)超搞笑笑話，歡迎閱讀!
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)超搞笑笑話篇一
Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract.Now,can anyone give me a good example?
John：Well ,in the summer the days are long,and in the winter the days are short.
老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理.現(xiàn)在,誰(shuí)給我舉個(gè)例子?
約翰：嗯,在夏天天都長(zhǎng),在冬天天都短.
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)超搞笑笑話篇二
I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist:What's your problem?
Patient:I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?
Patient:Ever since I was an egg!
精神病醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服?
病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞.
精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時(shí)候開始的?
病人：從我還是一只蛋的時(shí)候開始.
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)超搞笑笑話篇三
One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"
一天，有一個(gè)城市里的游客來(lái)到一個(gè)小鄉(xiāng)村，在鄉(xiāng)間路上開著車，想看看農(nóng)莊是什么樣子，也想看看農(nóng)夫怎樣種田過(guò)日子。這位城里人看見一位農(nóng)夫在宅后的草地 上，手中抱著一頭豬，并把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城里人對(duì)農(nóng)夫說(shuō)，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?"那位農(nóng)夫 回答說(shuō)，"時(shí)間對(duì)豬有什么意義?"
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)超搞笑笑話篇四
The mean man's party
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?吝嗇鬼請(qǐng)客
一個(gè)出了名的吝嗇鬼終于決定要請(qǐng)一次客了.他在向一個(gè)朋友解釋怎么找到他家時(shí)說(shuō)：“你上到五樓,找中間那個(gè)門,然后用你的胳膊肘按門鈴.門開了之后,再用你的腳把門推開.”
“為什么要用我的肘和腳呢?”
“你的雙手得拿禮物啊.天哪,你總不會(huì)空著手來(lái)吧?”吝嗇鬼回答.
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)超搞笑笑話篇五
The Fish Net
Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?
A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.
魚網(wǎng)
你能告訴我魚網(wǎng)是什么做的嗎，安? 老師發(fā)問道。
把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網(wǎng)了。 小女孩回答道。
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)超搞笑笑話篇六
a great man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.
一名偉人
老師：如果莎士比亞還活著，他會(huì)是一名偉人嗎? 學(xué)生：當(dāng)然。因?yàn)榈侥壳盀橹梗€沒有人活到400多歲。
經(jīng)典英語(yǔ)超搞笑笑話篇七
Two students missing to exam
Two undergraduates had a week of toughexams coming up. But it was too late for them to start the review. Theirbiggest exam was on Wednesday and they tried to trick their professor by sayingthat their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tire andthey needed a bit more time to study.
兩個(gè)本科生在一周后即將迎來(lái)一個(gè)魔鬼考試周。然而他們實(shí)在復(fù)習(xí)的太遲了。最重要的一場(chǎng)考試在周三，然而他們決定欺騙一下教授，謊稱前夜車輪漏氣拋錨了，所以請(qǐng)求多一些考試準(zhǔn)備時(shí)間。
The professor granted them another day tostudy. That evening, both of the boys crammed all night until they were surethat they knew just about everything.
教授多給了他們一天時(shí)間去準(zhǔn)備。當(dāng)夜，他們一夜沒睡，徹夜苦讀，確信知識(shí)點(diǎn)已經(jīng)了解，并且全部搞懂。
Arriving at class the next morning, eachboy was assigned to separate classroom to take the exam. As each sat down, theyread the instruction:
次日到達(dá)教師之后，兩個(gè)學(xué)生被分配到不同的教室進(jìn)行考試。當(dāng)他們坐定，看到試卷上說(shuō)明如下：
“For 5 points, explain the contents of atomand how to evaluate the stability of it with appropriate reference. For 95points, tell me WHICH tire it was!”
“解釋原子成分并借助適當(dāng)?shù)馁Y料評(píng)估其穩(wěn)定性，共計(jì)5分;剩余95分是請(qǐng)告訴我是哪一個(gè)輪胎漏的氣!”
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