英語經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯的
英語經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯的
英語笑話,幽默故事,如選擇合理,運(yùn)用得當(dāng),可以成為英語教師有力的教學(xué)工具和完美的附加教材,起到輔助教學(xué)的良好作用。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的英語經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯的，歡迎閱讀!
英語經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯的篇一
When Do People Talk Least?
Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
人們什么時(shí)候說話最少?
學(xué)生甲：人們?cè)谑裁磿r(shí)候說話最少?
學(xué)生乙：在二月。
學(xué)生甲：為什么呢?
學(xué)生乙：因?yàn)槎率且荒曛凶疃痰囊粋€(gè)月。
英語經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯的篇二
All Except the Music
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert. To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade, cake, chocs and ices. Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today?"
"Oh, yes, miss!" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."
除了音樂
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學(xué)生多了解一點(diǎn)優(yōu)秀的古典音樂，就安排了一天下午去聽音樂會(huì)。為了使這次活動(dòng)能給大家留下更深的印象，她請(qǐng)大家喝檸檬汽水、吃點(diǎn)心、巧克力和冰淇淋。在大家回來上汽車的時(shí)候，她問小薩莉：“你今天玩得好嗎?”
“噢，好極了，小姐，” 薩莉說，“除了音樂其它都很好。”
英語經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯的篇三
The Reason of Being Late
Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.
遲到的原因
老 師：約翰尼，為什么你每天早晨都遲到?
約翰尼：每當(dāng)我經(jīng)過學(xué)校附近的拐角處，就見路牌上寫著‘學(xué)校-緩行’。
英語經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯的篇四
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum(精神病院) and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye.
Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!
一個(gè)人在精神病院的木圍墻外路過，聽見里面所有的人在唱，十三!十三! 十三!
他很好奇，就找到圍墻的一個(gè)洞，然后看進(jìn)去。突然有個(gè)人捅到了他的眼睛。
然后里面所有人開始唱，十四!十四!十四!
英語經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯的篇五
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
旅行者：我還能趕上3點(diǎn)鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快?；疖?5分鐘前開出。
英語經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯的篇六
Traveler: Can I catch the three o'clock train to Toronto?
Ticket agent: That depends on how fast you can run. It left fifteen minutes ago.
旅行者：我還能趕上3點(diǎn)鐘那班到多倫多的火車嗎?
售票員：那得看你跑得有多快?；疖?5分鐘前開出。
英語經(jīng)典小笑話帶翻譯的篇七
Talking on the Telephone
Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.
"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began.
The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though."
Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"
在電話中交談
每個(gè)星期天牧師都會(huì)把孩子們叫到教堂前面，然后給他們講一個(gè)故事。一天，他為了更好地闡述祈禱的含義，帶來了一臺(tái)電話機(jī)。
“你們和別人在電話里交談，并沒有看到電話線另一端的人，對(duì)嗎?”他開始問道。孩子們點(diǎn)頭稱是。“好的，和上帝交談就象通過電話交談一樣。他就在另一端，雖然你看不見他，但是他正在聆聽你的心聲。”
就在這時(shí)，一個(gè)小男孩尖著嗓子問道：“那他的電話號(hào)碼是什么?”
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