英語課前一分鐘小笑話大全
英語課前一分鐘小笑話大全
笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事類型,材料豐富,有廣泛的現(xiàn)實(shí)基礎(chǔ)。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的英語課前一分鐘小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
英語課前一分鐘小笑話篇一
點(diǎn)到痛處
As a young lawyer working on my first big case，I was sitting in federal district court watching a prominent attorney question a witness. The attorney was trying，unsuc-cessfully, to elicit certain information. Finally the judge turned to the witness and asked a question that prompted the appropriate response.
作為一個(gè)年徑的律師，當(dāng)我經(jīng)手第一個(gè)大案時(shí)，我坐在聯(lián)邦區(qū)法院里現(xiàn)看一名有聲望的律師提問證人。這位律師多次試圖引出證人說出有用的證詞，但都失敗了。最后該法官來問證人了，只見他跟證人說了一句話，就從證人那兒得到了滿意的回答。
"Thank you，Your Honor，"the attorney said. "How is it that you were able.to get the crux of the matter with one question after I had tried three times?"
“謝謝，尊敬的閣下.”律師說:“您跟他說了句什么就解決了我連問三次都問不出來的難題的呢?”
"Easy,"replied the judge. "I'm not paid by the hour.”
“容易，”法官說:“道理很簡單，我不是按小時(shí)拿錢。”
英語課前一分鐘小笑話篇二
消除談話障礙
We own a small foreign car，the hinges of which are exposed to the weather and sometimes squeak. One day I was oiling the hinges when our landlord walked by.”What are you trying to do?"he asked. "Take the foreign accent out of it?"
我們有輛進(jìn)口車，由于紋鏈幕露在外雨琳日曬的，所以，有時(shí)吱吱響。于是一天，我給它上點(diǎn)油，正巧房東經(jīng)過。“你在干什么?”他問，“是想去掉這家伙的外國口音嗎?”
英語課前一分鐘小笑話篇三
母親最知情
Conversation between mother and child:
以下是毋親和孩子的對話:
"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“我能吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?”
"How do you ask?"
“你怎么說話呢?”
"May I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“您能讓我吃塊巧克力甜餅嗎?"
"What do you say?"
“你說什么?”
"May I please have a chocolate-chip cookie?"
“請您允許我吃塊巧克力甜餅吧?”
"No. It's too close to supper."
“不行，馬止就要吃晚飯了。”
英語課前一分鐘小笑話篇四
存有二心
The local weatherman was wrong in his forecasts so often that he was embarrassed and applied for a transfer，stating as his reason:"The climate here doesn't agree with me."
當(dāng)?shù)氐囊幻鞖忸A(yù)報(bào)員多次在預(yù)報(bào)工作中出現(xiàn)錯(cuò)誤。他為此感到很難為情。于是，他決定換個(gè)工作。在陳述其原因時(shí)。他說:“這兒的氣侯跟我不一條心.”
英語課前一分鐘小笑話篇五
兩全齊美
Early one morning, my next-door neighbor set to work with a power hedge-trimmer. He was half through the job when a neighbor appeared，still in his pajamas. He was carrying his own power clipper and offered his help, which was gratefully accepted. When the job was done, my neighbor thanked his benefactor，commenting that it had been "a real neighborly act".
一天清晨，我隔壁的鄰居在用一個(gè)電動(dòng)剪修機(jī)修草坪。當(dāng)他干到一半兒的時(shí)侯，另一個(gè)鄰居也來了。他仍穿著睡衣，手里拿著他自家的電動(dòng)剪修機(jī)，說是來幫忙的。這個(gè)要求當(dāng)然不會(huì)被拒絕了?；罡赏陼r(shí)，我那位受益的都居對他表示了謝意，還評論說:“這才是真正的部居。”
"Don't mention it，“replied the other man. "I figured,by helping you，it would only take half as long and I could get back to sleep!"
另一個(gè)鄰居卻說:“不用客氣。我算了一下，幫你一個(gè)忙，可以節(jié)省一半時(shí)間，然后我還能回去睡覺。”
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