超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話閱讀
幽默笑話是一種特殊而又普遍存在的語言現(xiàn)象,它滲透到人們?nèi)粘Ｉ畹姆椒矫婷?。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話篇一
Things Have Been Okay 一切都很好
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."
"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."
"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
一對年輕的夫婦對于他們四歲的兒子仍然不會(huì)說話這件事非常著急。他們帶他去看專家，但是醫(yī)生們找不出任何不正常的地方。
之后有一天早上，這個(gè)男孩突然說道：“媽媽，面包拷糊了。”
“你說話了!你說話了!”他的媽媽嚷道。“我真高興!但是為什么要我們等這么長的時(shí)間呢?”
“嗯，直到現(xiàn)在，”男孩說，“每件事都很正常啊。”
超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話篇二
賣瓦盆的小販
A peddler(小販) sold earthen basins in the wayside, he chanted as knocked:" Earthen basin is round, beautiful and solid, judging by the sound, they are all good." At the time of his knocking, that earthen basin was broken into pieces with a crack.
Lookers-on burst into the roars of laughter. He threw the fragments without extra trouble intopaddy fiel(稻田) , but an experienced peasant from the crowd did not let him off easily:" How the deuce can you throw them into my field? They'll impede(阻礙) my growing crops!"
The peddler who sold earthen basins tried to explain it away promptly:" Nothing, the fragments will be converted into powder as soon as they absorbed water ."
一個(gè)小販在路邊賣瓦盆，他一邊敲一邊唱：“瓦盆圓又圓，結(jié)實(shí)又好看，光聽這聲音，就知不一般。”敲著敲著，“啪啦”一聲，把盆敲爛了。
圍觀的人一陣哄笑。他順手把碎片扔進(jìn)了稻田里，誰知人群中一個(gè)老農(nóng)不干了：“你怎么能往我地里扔?這不影響我種田嗎?”
賣瓦盆的小販連忙辯解：“不要緊，瓦片見水一會(huì)兒就粉了。”
超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話篇三
We Left Nothing 我們什么也沒留下
Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.
When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked(洗劫，掠奪) . On the note she had left, she found the following message added:
THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!
布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：家里沒人，請不要留下任何東西!
她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門被撞開，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補(bǔ)充了一句：謝謝!我們什么也沒留下!
超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話篇四
Who do you think you are? 你以為你是誰?
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let himaboard.
It is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are?
I am the driver. he said.
公共汽車上很擠，當(dāng)又一個(gè)人還是試圖上車時(shí)，乘客們不讓他上。
車上太擠了，他們喊道，你以為你是誰?
我是司機(jī)!他說。
超搞笑小學(xué)英文小笑話篇五
Things Have Been Okay 一切都很好
A young couple was becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."
"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taken this long."
"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."
一對年輕的夫婦對于他們四歲的兒子仍然不會(huì)說話這件事非常著急。他們帶他去看專家，但是醫(yī)生們找不出任何不正常的地方。
之后有一天早上，這個(gè)男孩突然說道：“媽媽，面包拷糊了。”
“你說話了!你說話了!”他的媽媽嚷道。“我真高興!但是為什么要我們等這么長的時(shí)間呢?”
“嗯，直到現(xiàn)在，”男孩說，“每件事都很正常啊。”
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