搞笑簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
搞笑簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話大全
笑話具有短小精悍、幽默風(fēng)趣的特點(diǎn),是一種深受人們喜愛(ài)的文體。有些笑話廣為流傳。人們笑過(guò)之后還能掩卷思考,獲得一些啟迪。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理的搞笑簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
搞笑簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Two children were sitting outside a clinic.
有兩個(gè)小孩子坐在一間診療室外面。
One of them was crying very loudly.
其中一個(gè)小孩子哭得非常犬聲。
2nd Child;Why are you crying?
第二位小孩子說(shuō)：“你為什么哭呀?”
1st Child:I came here for blood test.
第一位小孩子說(shuō)：“我來(lái)這里驗(yàn)血呀”
2nd Child：So?Are you afraid?
第二位小孩子說(shuō)：“那又怎樣?你害怕呀?”
1st Child :No .Not that.For the blood test,they cut my finger.
第一位小孩子說(shuō)：“不怕呀，又不是那樣啦。因?yàn)轵?yàn)血的話，他們要割我的手指頭啦。”
At this,the second one started crying.
一聽(tīng)到這么說(shuō)，第二位小孩子就開(kāi)始哭了，
The first one was astonished.
第一位小孩子就非常驚訝。
1st Child :Why are you crying now?
第一位小孩子說(shuō)：“你現(xiàn)在為什幺哭呀?”
2nd Child :I have come for my urine?test!
第二位小孩子說(shuō)：“我來(lái)這里微尿液檢驗(yàn)的啦.!”
搞笑簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：“Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out the“c”. Later Professor Laurie came along，and entering into the spirit of the joke，rubbed out the“l”.
[中文翻譯]
格拉斯哥的勞里教授在門(mén)上貼了這樣一個(gè)通知：“勞里教授今天不會(huì)他的班。” 一個(gè)學(xué)生讀了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”。 后來(lái)勞里教授來(lái)了，也想開(kāi)開(kāi)玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”。
搞笑簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺愛(ài)，寵愛(ài)) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
[中文翻譯]
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。
他第一天上學(xué)才離開(kāi)祖母的懷抱。約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門(mén)口接他并問(wèn)道：“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過(guò)的好嗎?哭了沒(méi)有?”
“哭?”約翰問(wèn)，“不，我沒(méi)哭，可老師哭了。”
搞笑簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇四
Silly Doctor
蠢醫(yī)生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的醫(yī)生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因?yàn)樗獾搅钊穗y受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的醫(yī)生開(kāi)了一些藥丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是這些藥丸都沒(méi)什么幫助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的時(shí)候，醫(yī)生給他打針，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也沒(méi)什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的時(shí)候 ，醫(yī)生告訴這名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."
“回家洗個(gè)熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開(kāi)，然后站在通風(fēng)處。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
這名病人抗議說(shuō)：“但是醫(yī)生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的話，我就會(huì)得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我知道啦，別擔(dān)心啦，我會(huì)治療肺炎啦。”
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