關(guān)于短小英語(yǔ)笑話精選
關(guān)于短小英語(yǔ)笑話精選
笑話,顧名思義,是一種通過幽默的文字或圖示來達(dá)到令人會(huì)心一笑或捧腹大笑效果的文學(xué)形式。本文是關(guān)于短小英語(yǔ)笑話，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
關(guān)于短小英語(yǔ)笑話：The Blind and the Blond
A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
關(guān)于短小英語(yǔ)笑話：Iron Phone
A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor, who asked what had happened."The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What about the other one?" "They called back."
關(guān)于短小英語(yǔ)笑話：The First Man
A new TV game show in Hollywood had many contestants who were beautiful, but they weren't necessarilytoo smart. On one show, one such woman was extremely nervous, but tried to make the best of her performance.
The host asked, "Who was the first man, for one thousand dollars?"
She responded, "The first man was Peter, my postman, but he only paid me one hundred dollars!"
關(guān)于短小英語(yǔ)笑話：Locked Car
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she's low on gas, so she stops at a gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, she asks the attendant for a hanger so that she can attempt to open the door herself.
She returns outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant comes out to see how the blonde is faring.
Outside the car, the blonde is moving the hanger around and around while the blonde inside the car is saying, "A little more to the left...a little more to the right!..."
關(guān)于短小英語(yǔ)笑話：Blonde Logic
A blonde and her brunette friend were talking, when the blonde said, "I hate all the blonde jokes people tell."
"Oh, they are only jokes. There are a lot of stupid people out there. Here, I'll prove it to you."
They went outside and hailed a taxi driver.
"Please take me to 29 Nickel Street to see if I'm home," said the brunette.
The taxi drove them to Nickel Street, and when they finally got out, the brunette looked at the blonde and said, "See! That guy was really stupid."
"No kidding," replied the blonde. "There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead."
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