關(guān)于2年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
關(guān)于2年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
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關(guān)于2年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：為什么沒(méi)有牡蠣
Why no oyster?
Customer: Waiter, I can't find any oysters in this oyster stew.
Waiter: Well, you wouldn't expect to find any angels in an angel food cake, would you?
注：angel food cake(天使蛋糕)指的是一種用面粉、蛋白等做成的去脂圓蛋糕。
關(guān)于2年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：我?guī)Я嗣嬲?/h2>
I was wearing a mask
In a courtroom, a purse snatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened.
She says: “Yes, that is him. I saw him clear as day. I’d remember his face anywhere.”
At which point, the defendant bursts out, “You couldn’t see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!”
關(guān)于2年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：釣魚(yú)Awful day fishing
Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.
He told the fish salesman, “Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you?”
“Why do you want me to throw them at you?”
“Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them.”
“Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange trout.”
“Why’s that?”
“Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange trout. That’s what she’d like for supper.”
關(guān)于2年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：你擦鞋了嗎Did you wipe your feet?
A young man went to a job interview.
“If you’re going to work here young man,” said the boss, “the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm.”
“Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?”
“Oh, yes, sir,” responded the young man.
“And the number one thing we are very keen on is truthfulness. There is no mat,” said the boss.
關(guān)于2年級(jí)英語(yǔ)笑話：謊報(bào)年齡
Younger than the truth
While my friend Emily was visiting her mother, they went for a walk and bumped into an old family acquaintance. "Is this your daughter?" the woman asked. "Oh, I remember her when she was this high. How old is she now?"
Without pausing, Emily's mother said, "Twenty-four." Emily, 35, nearly fainted on the spot.
After everyone had said their good-byes, Emily asked her mother why she'd told such a whopper.
"Well," she replied, "I've been lying about my age for so long, it suddenly dawned on me that I'd have to start lying about yours too."
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