1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話演講稿閱讀
笑話是一種目的在于刺激人發(fā)笑的民間敘事文學(xué)。笑話內(nèi)容深刻、形式簡(jiǎn)短、表述生動(dòng)。小編精心收集了1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話演講稿，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話演講稿：Rough boys
The little girl asked her mother if she could go outside and play with the boys.
"No," her mother replied, "the boys are much too rough for you to play with."
"Well," the little girl asked, "if I find a smooth one can I play with him?"
1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話演講稿：Coincidence
TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of a coincidence?"
STUDENT: "My mother and father got married on the same day, at the same time!"
1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話演講稿：Two Pounds of Plums
Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.
Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?
1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話演講稿：Balcony Life
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment
was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot,"
he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.
"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."
Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.
"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.
1分鐘的英語(yǔ)笑話演講稿：Reason
Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down￡¨?3??￡? his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
Blonde: "Because George still had the axe in his hand."
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