關(guān)于英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯閱讀
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯閱讀
民間笑話故事像神話小說(shuō)等民間文學(xué)一樣，是廣大勞動(dòng)人民在長(zhǎng)期的生產(chǎn)勞動(dòng)和與自然界作斗爭(zhēng)的過(guò)程中，以口頭形式創(chuàng)作和傳承的文學(xué)體裁。本文是關(guān)于英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯，希望對(duì)大家有幫助!
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯：天氣預(yù)報(bào)
Weather Predict A film crew was on location deep in the desert.
天氣預(yù)報(bào)一個(gè)電影攝制組在沙漠深處工作.
One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."
一天,一個(gè)印度老人到導(dǎo)演跟前告訴導(dǎo)演說(shuō)"明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了.
The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm." The next day there was a hailstorm.
一周后,印度人又來(lái)告訴導(dǎo)演說(shuō),"明天有風(fēng)暴."果然,第二天下了雹暴.
"This Indian is incredible," said the director.
"印度人真神,"導(dǎo)演說(shuō).
He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather.
他告訴秘書雇傭該印度人來(lái)預(yù)報(bào)天氣.
However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
幾次預(yù)報(bào)都很成功.然后,接下來(lái)的兩周,印度人不見(jiàn)了.
Finally the director sent for him.
最后,導(dǎo)演派人去把他叫來(lái)了.
"I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
"我明天必須拍一個(gè)很大的場(chǎng)景,"導(dǎo)演說(shuō),"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
印度人聳了聳肩."我不知道,"印度人說(shuō),"收音機(jī)壞了."
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯：模仿鳥兒
A man tried to get a job in a stage show.
一個(gè)人想在一個(gè)舞臺(tái)劇中找份工作。
"What can you do?" asked the producer.
“你能干什么呢?”負(fù)責(zé)人問(wèn)。
"Imitate birds," the man said.
“模仿鳥兒，”那人說(shuō)。
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
“你在開玩笑吧?”負(fù)責(zé)人答道，“那樣的人一毛錢可以找一打。”
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
“噢，那就算了。”那名演員說(shuō)著，展開翅膀，飛出了窗口。
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯：But the teacher cried
老師哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.
六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。
His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.
他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開祖母的懷抱。
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門口接他并問(wèn)道：
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過(guò)的好嗎?哭了沒(méi)有?”
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
“哭?”約翰問(wèn)，“不，我沒(méi)哭，可老師哭了。”
關(guān)于英語(yǔ)冷笑話帶翻譯：鬧饑荒的原因
In one dinner party，a capitalist eyed bony Bernard Shawup and down regretfully， and said inall seriousness，"Look at your appearance，it really makes people believe that all theBritishare are starving."
在一次宴會(huì)上，一個(gè)資本家用遺憾的目光上下打量著瘦骨嶙峋的肖伯納，一本正經(jīng)地說(shuō)：“看看你的模樣，真叫人以為英國(guó)人都在挨餓。”
Bernard Shaw，examining the potbellied capitalist，said，"But，I know as soon as I saw you thereason why Britain is suffering from famine."
肖伯納審視著大腹便便的資本家說(shuō)：“但是，我一見(jiàn)到你，就知道英國(guó)正在鬧饑荒的原因了。”
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