初二英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯閱讀
初二英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯閱讀
由古到今各種笑話、笑料的題材，比比皆是，可以匯編成專集。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了初二英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
初二英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：Divorce
A husband and wife, both 91, stood before a judge, asking for a divorce. "I don't understand," He said, "Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?"
有一個(gè)丈夫和妻子都是91歲，他們站在法官面前，要求離婚。“我不明白，”法官說(shuō)，“你們?yōu)槭裁吹搅诉@把年紀(jì)還要離婚?”
The husband explained, "Well, you see, we wanted to wait until the children died."
丈夫解釋道：“嗯，你是知道的，我們想要等到孩子們都死了。”
初二英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：呆瓜牙醫(yī)遇到恐高癥患者
While on vacation in San Francisco, my sister developed a toothache. The hotel desk clerkrecommended a dentist. Susan, who dislikes heights, was horrified to discover that she waslocated on the 14th floor of a skyscraper, with two of the office walls made entirely of glass.
在舊金山度假時(shí)，我姐姐牙病犯了。這個(gè)酒店前臺(tái)推薦了一個(gè)牙醫(yī)。蘇珊有恐高癥，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己在兩邊都是玻璃墻14層大樓時(shí)，嚇壞了。
Susan was sitting rigidly in the examination chair, clutching its sides, when the dentist came in. “Are you always this nervous?” he asked.
蘇珊很和僵硬的坐在檢查座位上，緊緊握住椅子的兩旁，當(dāng)醫(yī)生進(jìn)來(lái)時(shí)，看到這種情況就問(wèn)，你一直這么緊張嗎?
It’s just that I ‘m not used to being up this high,” Susan replied, eyes closed.
蘇珊閉著眼睛回答：只是我不習(xí)慣待在這么高的地方
“Oh, I’m sorry,” he said. Then he lowered her chair six inches.
“不好意思啊，”他說(shuō)。然后就把椅子調(diào)低了6英尺。
初二英語(yǔ)笑話帶翻譯：拿什么衡量你,我的"減肥量"
I complimented one of my co-workers on having lost ten pounds. However, I couldn’t resistbragging that when I was 17, 1 weighed 225 pounds and today I tip the scales at 224. 1 added, “That’s not bad for a man of my age.”
我稱贊我的一個(gè)同事減肥10磅?？墒?，我禁不住夸耀說(shuō)我17歲時(shí)，體重225磅，而目前體重是224磅。我還說(shuō)：“這對(duì)我這樣年齡的男子來(lái)說(shuō)，是不錯(cuò)的。”
Overhearing this, a woman remarked, “You mean to say it took you all this time to lose onepound?”
一個(gè)女子聽(tīng)到了這些話，她說(shuō)道：“你是說(shuō)你花了這么長(zhǎng)時(shí)間才減了1磅?”
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