爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話大全
我們可以從笑話中引發(fā)孩子的幽默感，幽默感每個(gè)人都有，但是不見(jiàn)得每個(gè)人都知道怎么運(yùn)用如何恰如其分的使用出來(lái)。小編精心收集了爆笑的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
爆笑的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：不想走路回家
Tom is a very old man. After dinner, he likes walking in the street. And he goes to bed at seven o’clock.
湯姆是一位老人，他喜歡在晚飯后到大街上散步，在7點(diǎn)回來(lái)睡覺(jué)。
But tonight, a car stopped at his house. A policeman helps him get out. He tells Tom’s wife, “The old man couldn’t find his way in the street. He asked me to take him in the car.”
但是，今天晚上一輛小汽車(chē)停在他家門(mén)前，湯姆在一位警察的幫助下走下汽車(chē)。警察告訴湯姆的妻子：“這位老人在街上迷路了，他讓我用汽車(chē)送他回來(lái)。”
After the policeman leaves there, his wife asks, “Tom, you go to the street every night. But tonight you can’t find the way, what’s the matter?”
警察走后：“湯姆，你每天都到那條街上散步，但是今天你迷路了，你怎么了?”
The old man smiles like a child and says, “I couldn’t find my way? I didn’t want to walk home.”
這位老人像孩子般的笑道：“我迷路了?我是不想走路回家。”
爆笑的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：沒(méi)有做過(guò)的那件事
One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."
一天，小女孩從學(xué)?；氐郊依铮瑢?duì)媽媽說(shuō)：媽媽?zhuān)裉煸趯W(xué)校里我因?yàn)橐患覜](méi)有做的事情而受到懲罰。
The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"
媽媽激動(dòng)地說(shuō)：那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對(duì)了，你沒(méi)有做過(guò)的那件事是什么?
The little girl replied, "My homework."
小女孩回答說(shuō)：我的家庭作業(yè)。
爆笑的幽默英語(yǔ)笑話：選擇了他姐姐
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody1 nose, black eye, and torn clothing.小彼得從操場(chǎng)回到家時(shí)，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel2. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番，而且打輸了。父親問(wèn)兒子發(fā)生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說(shuō)，我向拉里挑起決斗，而且我讓他挑選武器。”"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
“嗯，”父親說(shuō)，“這看上去很公平!”"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
“我知道，但我沒(méi)想到他選擇了他姐姐!”
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