關(guān)于校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話閱讀
關(guān)于校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話閱讀
笑話是一種用來(lái)逗笑取樂(lè)的文體。笑話,不僅能讓同學(xué)們?cè)谌粘Ｉ詈蛯W(xué)習(xí)中不時(shí)地會(huì)心一笑,還能從中學(xué)習(xí)到不少的英語(yǔ)知識(shí)。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了關(guān)于校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇一
Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來(lái)了。 Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老師：彼得!你說(shuō)說(shuō)，世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What?Eyelids? 老師：什么?眼皮? Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得：是的，老師。因?yàn)槲已劬σ婚]，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。
關(guān)于校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇二
uncle: how did jim do in his history examination?
舅舅：吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎么樣?
mother: oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. they asked him things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母親：唉，糟透了?？稍捰终f(shuō)回來(lái)，這也不能怪他。嗨，他們盡問(wèn)一些這個(gè)可憐的孩子出生前的事兒。
關(guān)于校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇三
Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his
patient."You only have six months to live."
The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.
"I can't possibly pay you in that time."
"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."
九個(gè)月吧
“克拉克先生,有個(gè)壞消息,你只有六個(gè)月可活了.”醫(yī)生告訴他的病人.
病人驚呆了.“六個(gè)月我不可能付清醫(yī)療費(fèi).”
“好吧,”醫(yī)生說(shuō),“那就九個(gè)月吧.”
關(guān)于校園英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇四
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問(wèn)，“發(fā)生了什么事?”
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
“一個(gè)男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說(shuō)。
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
“再見(jiàn)到他你能認(rèn)出來(lái)嗎?”媽媽問(wèn)。
"I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
“他走到哪里我都能認(rèn)出他，”伊凡說(shuō)。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”
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