有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話大全
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話大全
笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創(chuàng)造性的語(yǔ)言形式,其主要功能是調(diào)侃、娛樂(lè)或諷刺。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話，歡迎閱讀!
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇一
考試不及格
Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?
媽媽:這次測(cè)試你為什么得這么低的分?
Kid: Because of absence.
孩子:因?yàn)槿笨肌?/p>
Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?
媽媽：你的意思是考試那天你沒(méi)去?
Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.
孩子:不是，是坐在我旁邊的孩子沒(méi)來(lái)。
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇二
思想者》
Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.
兩個(gè)男孩正在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑《思想者》
"What do you suppose he's thinking about?’asked one.
“你猜他在想什么”其中一個(gè)問(wèn)道。
"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.
“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪里了，”另一個(gè)回答說(shuō)。
有關(guān)于英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話篇三
半價(jià)票
"How much is the movie ticket?"
“電影票多少錢一張?”
"Ten dollars, kid."
“10美元，孩子。”
"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."
“我只有5美元。請(qǐng)讓我進(jìn)去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”
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