經(jīng)典的短篇英文笑話
經(jīng)典的短篇英文笑話
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會(huì)關(guān)系和心理特征等等。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了經(jīng)典的短篇英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
經(jīng)典的短篇英文笑話篇一
persistance
returning from a golf outing, my husband was greeted at the door by sara, our four-year-old daughter. "daddy, who won the golf game? you or uncle richie?"
"uncle richie and i don't play golf to win," my husband hedged. "we just play to have fun."
undaunted, sare said, "okay, daddy, who had more fun?"
纏住不放
丈夫打完高爾夫球回來(lái)，我們四歲的女兒莎拉在門(mén)口迎了上去。“爸爸，誰(shuí)贏了高爾夫球比賽，是你還是理查叔叔?”
“我和理查叔叔打高爾夫球不是為贏，”丈夫推諉說(shuō)。“我們打球只是為了好玩而已。”
莎拉毫不氣餒，又問(wèn)：“那么，爸爸，誰(shuí)覺(jué)得更好玩呢?”
經(jīng)典的短篇英文笑話篇二
a thank-you letter
"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"
"Yes, Mum."
"Your handwriting seems very large."
"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing very loud."
“你是在按照我說(shuō)的給爺爺寫(xiě)信感謝他嗎?”
“是的，媽媽。”
“你的字好象寫(xiě)得太大了。”
“嗯，爺爺?shù)亩洳缓?，所以我?xiě)得大聲點(diǎn)兒。”
H2O
Teacher: What is the chemical formula ofwater?
Student: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Student: Yesterday you said H to O.
老師：水的化學(xué)分子式是什么?
學(xué)生：HIJKLMNO。
老師：你在說(shuō)什么?
學(xué)生：你昨天說(shuō)的從H到O。
經(jīng)典的短篇英文笑話篇三
Bachelor
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克騎車(chē)摔傷，得住院治療。一位年輕美貌的護(hù)士拿著表格讓填。仞杰克填好遞上表格"還有什么漏填的?"護(hù)士問(wèn). "有!"杰克想了想說(shuō)，"我是個(gè)單身漢."
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