笑話(huà)是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂(lè)的一種常見(jiàn)語(yǔ)言現(xiàn)象,其目的在于在會(huì)話(huà)過(guò)程中傳遞和激發(fā)幽默感。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的有關(guān)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)對(duì)話(huà)，歡迎欣賞!

　　有關(guān)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)對(duì)話(huà)篇1

　　Mr.Clark,I'm afraid I have bad news," the doctor told his

　　patient."You only have six months to live."

　　The man sat in stunned silence for the next several minutes.

　　"I can't possibly pay you in that time."

　　"Okay," the doctor said,"let's make it nine months."

　　九個(gè)月吧

　　“克拉克先生,有個(gè)壞消息,你只有六個(gè)月可活了.”醫(yī)生告訴他的病人.

　　病人驚呆了.“六個(gè)月我不可能付清醫(yī)療費(fèi).”

　　“好吧,”醫(yī)生說(shuō),“那就九個(gè)月吧.”

　　有關(guān)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)對(duì)話(huà)篇2

　　Difference

　　"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in one of my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles."When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond,'Good afternoon." But the graduate students just write it down."

　　區(qū) 別

　　“研究生班和本科生很容易就能區(qū)別開(kāi)來(lái),”在洛杉磯加利福利亞州立大學(xué)給我們研究生上工程學(xué)課的老師如此說(shuō).“我說(shuō)‘下午好’,本科生們回答說(shuō)‘下午好’.研究生們則把我說(shuō)的話(huà)記在筆記本上.”

　　有關(guān)英語(yǔ)小笑話(huà)對(duì)話(huà)篇3

　　The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom brought before him and warned that any man who did not tell the truth would be punished severely(嚴(yán)格地，嚴(yán)厲地).

　　Then he asked all the men who obeyed their wives' directions and counsel(勸告，建議) to step to the left side of the hall. All the men did so but one little man who moved to the right.

　　It's good to see, said the king, that we have one real man in the kingdom. Tell these chickenhearted(膽小的) dunces(傻瓜) why you alone among them stand on the right side of the hall.

　　Your Majesty, came the reply in a squealing voice, it is because before I left home my wife told me to keep out of crowds.

　　一個(gè)真正的男子漢

　　古代有一個(gè)國(guó)王，他想證明他領(lǐng)土內(nèi)的男人并非像人們傳說(shuō)的那樣，受到老婆的管制。他把王國(guó)里所有的男人都召到跟前，警告說(shuō)，哪個(gè)男人膽敢不說(shuō)實(shí)話(huà)，就會(huì)受到嚴(yán)厲的懲罰。

　　然后，他叫所有聽(tīng)從妻子的命令和意見(jiàn)的男人都走向大廳的左側(cè)。所有的男人都站到了左側(cè)，只有一個(gè)小個(gè)子男人站到了右側(cè)。

　　國(guó)王說(shuō)：看到我們國(guó)家里還有一個(gè)真正的男子漢，真是令人高興。告訴這些膽小的笨蛋，為什么在他們當(dāng)中只有你一個(gè)人站在大廳的右側(cè)。

　　陛下，那人尖聲地回答：因?yàn)樵谖页鲩T(mén)之前，我老婆告訴我不要扎堆。

　　
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