爆笑小學(xué)生英文小笑話大全
爆笑小學(xué)生英文小笑話大全
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說過,“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了爆笑小學(xué)生英文小笑話，歡迎閱讀!
爆笑小學(xué)生英文小笑話篇一
As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"
一個(gè)女孩爬到圣誕老人的膝蓋上，圣誕老人例行公事的問：“今年圣誕節(jié)你想要什么呢?”
The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Didn't you get my E-mail?"
孩子瞪大眼睛驚訝的望著圣誕老人一分鐘都沒講話，然后喘著氣說到：“你沒收到我的電子郵件嗎?(我想要什么都寫上面了，萬能的圣誕老人咋能不知道捏)”
爆笑小學(xué)生英文小笑話篇二
Entering Heaven 進(jìn)天堂
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
三名男子都死于平安夜，而后分別在天堂之門被圣彼得召見。
"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
圣彼得說：“因?yàn)檫@個(gè)神圣的節(jié)日，你們每個(gè)人都必須有象征圣誕節(jié)的物品才能進(jìn)入天堂”。
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle," he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates," Saint Peter said.
第一名男子從他得口袋里掏出了個(gè)打火機(jī)，他打燃打火機(jī)說：“它代表蠟燭”。于是圣彼得就讓他進(jìn)入了天堂。
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said, "You may pass through the pearly gates."
第二個(gè)男子從口袋里掏出一串鑰匙，他把鑰匙在手里搖了搖說：“它們是鈴鐺”圣誕老人也讓他上了天堂。
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's glasses.
第三個(gè)男子絕望的在口袋里掏了半天，最后掏出了一副女人的眼鏡。
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
圣彼得挑了挑眉，看向這個(gè)男的，說：“你倒是說說這玩意兒代表什么?”
The man replied, "They're Carol's."
男士答到：“她們是卡羅爾的”(最后的carol's，我看了好久才發(fā)現(xiàn)s前有個(gè)'，我還說眼鏡跟圣誕頌歌有半毛錢關(guān)系?)
小編注：看懂了沒?carol's和carols同音，carol在這里是一個(gè)女士的名字，carols是圣誕頌歌，所以第三個(gè)男的借用同音字說了個(gè)圣誕的象征。
爆笑小學(xué)生英文小笑話篇三
A Christmas Gift 圣誕禮物
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
圣誕節(jié)來了，一位先生給他太太送的圣誕禮物是一個(gè)非常漂亮的鉆石戒子。
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
他朋友聽到他買這么奢侈的禮物后，說到：“她不是想要輛四驅(qū)車嗎”。
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
先生答：“是啊，(可以買到假鉆石)，可去哪里能買一輛假吉普車呢?”
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