短小的英語(yǔ)小笑話加翻譯
短小的英語(yǔ)小笑話加翻譯
冷笑話不同于一般的笑話,以其獨(dú)特的制笑機(jī)制,能瞬間制造出一種特殊氛圍。小編精心收集了短小的英語(yǔ)小笑話加翻譯,供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
短小的英語(yǔ)小笑話加翻譯:Liar,Liar
騙子,騙子
A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband wasmissing.
老婆與隔壁鄰居到警察局報(bào)案 說(shuō)她的老公失蹤了。
The policeman asked her for a description.
警察要求,她形容一下。
She said,"He is 35 years old,6 feet 4 inches,has dark eyes,dark wavy hair,an athleticbuild,weighs 185 pounds,is soft-spoken ,and is good to the children."
她說(shuō):“他三十五歲,六尺四寸,黑眼睛,波浪狀的深色頭發(fā);體格健壯,體重185磅,說(shuō)話很輕,而且對(duì)小孩子很好。”
The next-door neighbor protested,
隔壁鄰居期提出反駁說(shuō):
"Your husband is 5 feet 4 inches,chubby,bald,has a big mouth,and is mean to your children."
“你老公五尺四寸,胖嘟嘟 的,禿頭,有一個(gè)太嘴巴,而且對(duì)你的小孩很刻薄。”
The wife replied,"Yes,but who wants"THIS KIND OF STUFF"back?"
老婆回答說(shuō):“你說(shuō)對(duì)了,可是誰(shuí)會(huì)要 這種沒(méi)用的廢物 回來(lái)呀?”
短小的英語(yǔ)小笑話加翻譯:Bad Day at Work
糟糕的上班日
A man joined a big multinational company as a trainee.
有一名男子加入一家大型跨國(guó)。公司接受訓(xùn)練。
On his first day at work,he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone,
在他上班的第一天,他撥電話到餐飲室,并且,對(duì)著電話大聲喊!
"Get me a coffee quickly!"
“ 快點(diǎn)給我送杯咖啡過(guò)來(lái)!”
The voice from the other side responded,
電話另外-端的聲音卻響應(yīng)說(shuō):
"You fool you have dialed the wrong extension!Do you know who you are talking to,dumbo?"
“你這個(gè)笨蛋,你撥錯(cuò)分機(jī)了!蠢蛋,你知道你在跟誰(shuí)說(shuō)話嗎?”這名受訓(xùn)的人回答說(shuō),
"No,"replied the trainee.
“不知道。”
The man shouted back immediately,
這名男子立刻大聲吼回去:
"And do you know who you are talking to,you fool?"
“你這個(gè)笨蛋,你知道你在跟誰(shuí)說(shuō)話嗎?…總經(jīng)理回答:
"No,replied the General Manager.
“不知道。”這名受訓(xùn) 的人周答說(shuō):
"Good !",replied the trainee and then put down the phone!
“很好!”,然后就把電話給掛了。
短小的英語(yǔ)小笑話加翻譯:Answer the Iron
接聽(tīng)熨斗
A guy walks into his office ,and both of his ears are all bandaged up.
有一個(gè)人走進(jìn)他的辦公室,他的兩個(gè)耳朵都包扎了繃帶。
The boss says,"What happened to your ears?"
老板說(shuō):“你的耳朵怎么啦?”
He says,"Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang!I accidentally answered the iron.
他說(shuō):“昨天電話響的時(shí)候,我正在用熨斗燙襯衫。我竟然無(wú)意閭就把熨斗拿來(lái)接聽(tīng)。
The boss says,"Well,that expains one ear,but what happened to your other ear?"
老板說(shuō):“ 嗯,好吧,那解釋了一個(gè)耳朵,可是你的另一個(gè)耳朵又是怎么一回事呀?”
He says,"Well,jeez,I had to call the doctor!"
他說(shuō):“嗯,哎呀!我得打電給醫(yī)生嘛!”
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