高爾基說過："一個馬戲團(tuán)的小丑，要比一車藥都重要."因?yàn)樾〕罂梢宰屓碎_心起來，同樣地笑話也可以起到相同的作用。小編精心收集了有關(guān)簡短的爆笑英文小笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!

　　有關(guān)簡短的爆笑英文小笑話：All Right

　　Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it wasprohibited. "Uh-oh," I said, realizing my mistake. "I just make an illegal turn."

　　"I guess it's all right." my daughter replied, "The police car behind us did the same thing."

　　沒關(guān)系

　　我趕著開車將11歲的女兒送到學(xué)校去，在紅燈處右拐了，而那是不允許的(譯注:在一些國家如英國,其交通規(guī)則是車輛左行的,與我國相反)。“啊噢，”意識到犯了錯誤，我說。“我剛才拐彎是違章的。”

　　“我想那沒關(guān)系的，”女兒回答說：“我們后面的警車也同樣拐了彎。”

　　有關(guān)簡短的爆笑英文小笑話：Gardening Gloves

　　For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy togold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I heldmy hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."

　　Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as Iunwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

　　園藝手套

　　幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結(jié)婚戒指，因?yàn)槲覍S金有點(diǎn)過敏。生日那天，我正在干園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什么禮物。我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”

　　那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物。“生日快樂!”他說。我打開一看：里面包著一雙園藝手套。

　　有關(guān)簡短的爆笑英文小笑話：the lowest grade

　　"Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

　　"Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

　　最低分

　　學(xué)生：“教授先生，我這次考試已經(jīng)竭盡全力了。我真的覺得我不應(yīng)該得零蛋。”

　　老師：“我也是。但是這已經(jīng)是我能給的最低分了!”

　　
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