有關(guān)經(jīng)典英語小笑話爆笑
有關(guān)經(jīng)典英語小笑話爆笑
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有關(guān)爆笑經(jīng)典英語小笑話：Good News and Bad News
The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and
tired. One day, the general announced: "My men, I have some good news
and some bad news for you. Which one would you like first?"
"The good news!" they all shouted.
"OK," said the General. "The good news is that you will each be receiving
a complete change of clothing."
"Hurrah!" chorused the soldiers.
"And now for the bad news. Jack, you will change with John. John, you
will change with Tom. Tom, you will change with Robert. Robert ....
好消息和壞消息
士兵們連續(xù)的行軍，作戰(zhàn)，他們又累又熱又臟。一天，將軍宣布：
“士兵們，我有一些好消息和壞消息要告訴你們。你們愿意先聽哪個呢?”
“好消息!”他們?nèi)碌馈?/p>
“好吧，”將軍說，“好消息就是你們每個人都可以徹底的換一身
衣服。”
“烏拉!”士兵們高興地大叫起來。
“現(xiàn)在呢，該是壞消息了。杰克，你將和約翰換衣服，約翰，你和湯姆
換，湯姆，你和羅伯特?fù)Q，羅伯特……”
有關(guān)爆笑經(jīng)典英語小笑話：Help! Doctor!
Help! Doctor! Please come quickly!
"My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok , I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good,but....what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
急診
“唉!醫(yī)生!你趕快來!
我那個十歲的小孩剛剛吞下去一支筆!”
“喔!我馬上過去，大概十分鐘或二十分鐘就會到了!”
“是，不過在.....在這個中間我該怎么辦呢?”
“用別的筆嘛!”
有關(guān)爆笑經(jīng)典英語小笑話：Do What You Can
Originally in English
In a courtroom, the judge sentenced a criminal to thirty years in prison and the
prisoner said, "But Sir, I won’t live that long!"
So the judge replied, "Don't worry; just do what you can!"
盡力而為就好
在法庭上，法官宣判某個罪犯要服三十年徒刑。
犯人說：「不過庭上，我活不了那么久啊!」
法官說：「別擔(dān)心!你盡力而為就好?！?/p>
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