一年級(jí)簡(jiǎn)單的英文小笑話閱讀
一年級(jí)簡(jiǎn)單的英文小笑話閱讀
看笑話會(huì)讓自己的幽默細(xì)胞變多，其實(shí)在聽.看的過程中自己也變的很幽默的，還可以讓心情變的很好 。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編分享一年級(jí)簡(jiǎn)單的英文小笑話，希望可以幫助大家!
一年級(jí)簡(jiǎn)單的英文小笑話：猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰
As a band instructor at an elementary school, I require my students to turn in practice sheets signed by their parents so I can be sure they are putting in enough time.
作為一個(gè)小學(xué)的樂隊(duì)指揮，為了確保學(xué)生投入足夠的時(shí)間練習(xí)，我要求他們上交由他們父母簽字的練習(xí)單。
I had to laugh, however, when one parent wrote on her child's sheet, "Practiced 17 minutes, but it seemed like hours.
可是有一次，一位家長(zhǎng)的簽字把我逗樂了。練習(xí)單上寫著：“練習(xí)了17分鐘，但猶如幾個(gè)時(shí)辰。”
一年級(jí)簡(jiǎn)單的英文小笑話：聰明狗
A dog owner claimed that his pet, when given money, would go to the news stall to buy a paper. his friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - the dog trotted off, but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
一位養(yǎng)狗人宣稱：要是給了愛犬錢，它便會(huì)到賣報(bào)亭買份報(bào)紙來。他的朋友堅(jiān)持要來個(gè)演示，并給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個(gè)小時(shí)過去了，仍不見它帶報(bào)紙回來。
"how much did you give him?" asked the owner.
一位養(yǎng)狗人宣稱：要是給了愛犬錢，它便會(huì)到賣報(bào)亭買份報(bào)紙來。他的朋友堅(jiān)持要來個(gè)演示，并給了狗一些錢。狗一溜小跑著去了。但一個(gè)小時(shí)過去了，仍不見它帶報(bào)紙回來。
"five dollars.
“五元。”
"well, that explains it. when you give him five dollars, he goes to a movie.
"這就是了。你給它五元錢時(shí)，它就去看電影。
一年級(jí)簡(jiǎn)單的英文小笑話：你活不成了
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.
一個(gè)人得了重病，妻子伴隨他去看醫(yī)生。檢查過后，醫(yī)生示意病人的妻子到走廊見他。
"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensure his survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-free environment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him every day.“
你丈夫病得很重，”醫(yī)生說，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一，一日三餐，要營(yíng)養(yǎng)美味。第二，給他一個(gè)輕松的環(huán)境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都對(duì)他傾注熾熱的愛。”
On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"
在驅(qū)車回家的路上，丈夫問道：“醫(yī)生說了什么?”
"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it.“
很遺憾，“你活不成了。”
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