簡(jiǎn)潔的英語(yǔ)笑話
簡(jiǎn)潔的英語(yǔ)笑話
前蘇聯(lián)著名作家高爾基說(shuō)過(guò),“哪里有人,哪里就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調(diào)劑品”。小編精心收集了簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇1
And Where Did You Meet Your Wife ?
你在哪里遇到你太太呢?
Two acquaintances were in the barber shop getting shaves at the same time.
兩個(gè)熟識(shí)的朋友剛好同時(shí)在理發(fā)店內(nèi)刮胡子。
After the barbers had finished,
理發(fā)師刮完他們的胡子后，
each man was asked if he would like some after-shave applied to his skin.
兩人都被問(wèn)到要不要在臉上抹上一些刮胡子后所使用的香水。
"No, no," answered the first man.
“不，不，”第一個(gè)先生說(shuō)。
"My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse. "
“我太太會(huì)以為我去過(guò)妓院。”
"Go ahead," said the other.
“我沒(méi)關(guān)系，”另一個(gè)先生說(shuō)道。
"My wife has never been in a whorehouse ! "
“我太太從沒(méi)在妓院待過(guò)!”
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇2
A Touching Farewell
兩個(gè)老朋友出外打高爾夫球，
Two old friends were out golfing.
當(dāng)他們?cè)谝惶幝放詼?zhǔn)備開(kāi)球時(shí)，
As they were'preparing to tee off near a road,
一列出殯送葬車隊(duì)恰巧經(jīng)過(guò)那里，其中一位朋友脫去帽子放在胸前，
a funeral cortege drove by and one of the two friends took off his hat and
直到車隊(duì)通過(guò)后才戴上帽子。
held it over his heart until the line of cars had passed.
“你這樣做實(shí)在很有禮貌，”他的同伴說(shuō)道。
"Well, that was good manners on your part," said his partner.
“喔，那只不過(guò)是我最起碼所能做的事了。
"Oh, it was the least I could do.
畢竟，到下星期二我們結(jié)婚就滿三十年了。
After all we would have been married thirty years next Tuesday. "
簡(jiǎn)單的英語(yǔ)笑話篇3
Put Yourself in My Place
設(shè)身處地替人想一想
Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse,
某一農(nóng)場(chǎng)上，老媽要老爸去修理茅房。
Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Morn
老爸只瞧了茅房一眼就回來(lái)了。
"There ain't nothin' wrong with that shithouse, Mom. "
“那個(gè)茅房什么問(wèn)題也沒(méi)有啊，孩子的娘。”
Mom took Dad back to the out house and stuck his head down in the hole.
老媽將老爸帶回茅房，把他的頭塞進(jìn)茅坑當(dāng)中。
"Hey," said Dad, "my beard',event)">beard is stuck!"
“嘿!”老爸說(shuō)道，“我的胡子粘住了!”
"Aggravatin', ain't it?"
“問(wèn)題嚴(yán)重了，是不是呢?”
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