簡(jiǎn)潔的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
簡(jiǎn)潔的英語(yǔ)笑話閱讀
笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松。與此同時(shí),笑話也是人們反對(duì)極權(quán)和專制制度的有力武器。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!
簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
Down on the Farm
農(nóng)場(chǎng)趣談
The farmer was painting the inside of his outhouse
一位農(nóng)夫正在漆他茅房?jī)?nèi)的墻壁，
when he slipped on the seat and fell into the hole beneath.
一不小心由所坐的椅子上滑了一跤，跌落到下面的茅坑內(nèi)。
"Fire! Fire! Fire!" he yelled.
“失火了!失火了!失火了!”他叫道。
Shortly, the fire department arrived and one of the firemen leaned down and asked the farmer,
不久消防隊(duì)趕來(lái)了，一位消防人員彎下身來(lái)問(wèn)
"Where's the fire?"
“哪里失火了呢?”
"There ain't no fire," said the farmer,
“事實(shí)上并未失火，”農(nóng)夫說(shuō)，“但若是我喊“大便喔!大便喔!”
"but would you have come if I'd yelled,
"你們會(huì)趕來(lái)嗎?"
" Shit! Shit! Shit ! ? "'
簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
A Satisfied Gustomer
一位心滿意足的客戶
A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.
有一位相貌粗魯?shù)募一镒哌M(jìn)銀行對(duì)柜臺(tái)職員說(shuō):
"I wanna open a god-damned checking account. "
“我想開(kāi)個(gè)你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”
"CertainLy, sir," replied the young lady, “but there's no need to use that kind of language."
“當(dāng)然可以啦，先生，”年輕的小姐回答說(shuō)，“但沒(méi)有必要使用那種字眼。”
"Hey, get your ass in gear, will ya? I’m in a hurry. ',
“嘿，你他媽的能不能快一點(diǎn)嗎?我在趕時(shí)間呢!”
"Sir, I’m not used to being spoken to in that way. "
“先生，我不習(xí)慣別人那樣子對(duì)我說(shuō)話。”
"I wanna open a fucking checking account, and I want to do it now, understand?"
“我要開(kāi)一個(gè)x××的活期存款賬戶，而且要現(xiàn)在就辦，懂了嗎?”
"Sir, I'm going to get the manager," said the indignant young lady.
“先生，我去找經(jīng)理來(lái)。”氣憤的年輕小姐說(shuō)著。
Soon she returned with the manager, a dignified white haired gentleman, who asked, "What seems to be the trouble, sir?"
不久她帶了經(jīng)理回來(lái)，那位滿頭白發(fā)、看起來(lái)很莊嚴(yán)的老先生問(wèn)道：“先生，到底有什么問(wèn)題嗎? ’
“I just won ,000,000 in the lottery, and I want to open a goddamn checking account. "
“我剛中彩券得了一千萬(wàn)美元，我想開(kāi)個(gè)你他媽的活期存款賬戶。”
"I see," said the manager warmly. "And this bitch is giving you trouble?"
“我知道了，”經(jīng)理說(shuō)道，“而這個(gè)臭婊子在給您添麻煩，是吧?
簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
We're in the Same Boat
同病相憐
The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye.
一位年輕人因?yàn)樗兄荒局频难劬Χ械椒浅Ｗ员啊?/p>
His friends would often invite him to dance parties,
他的朋友常會(huì)邀請(qǐng)他參加舞會(huì)，
but he could never work up the courage to ask a girl to dance.
但他從沒(méi)能鼓起勇氣邀請(qǐng)女孩子跳舞。
But then, one evening, he spotted a girl With a wooden leg sitting sadly by herself.
有一晚，他卻不經(jīng)意看見(jiàn)一位裝了一只木制義肢的女孩獨(dú)自傷心地坐在角落。
Apprehensively, he walked up to her and asked,
他很謹(jǐn)慎地走向她問(wèn)道：
"Would you like to dance?"
“你要不要跳舞呀?”
"Would I? ! " she exclaimed.
“我要不要? ”她驚叫。
"Oh, yeah? Well, you've got a wooden leg!"
“哦，怎么了?你有一只木制的義肢 (而我有一只木制的假眼，咱們應(yīng)是天生的一對(duì)嘛!)。”
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