初中英文小笑話及翻譯閱讀
初中英文小笑話及翻譯閱讀
笑話使人們?cè)诳贪宓纳钪懈械揭唤z快意和放松。與此同時(shí),笑話也是人們反對(duì)極權(quán)和專(zhuān)制制度的有力武器。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了初中英文小笑話及翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
初中英文小笑話及翻譯篇一
稱(chēng)職
" What makes you think you're qualified to be a nightwatchmah?"asked the personnel director.
一位人事經(jīng)理問(wèn)一位求職者:“你怎么就覺(jué)得你能勝任值夜班的工作呢?”
"Well;,for one thing,"replied the job applicant, "I'm a real light sleeper.”
求職者說(shuō):“噢，有一點(diǎn)我敢肯定，我睡覺(jué)很徑。”
初中英文小笑話及翻譯篇二
預(yù)約
A man called his doctor's office for an appointment ,"I am sorry,"said the receptionist，"we can't fit you in for at least two weeks. "
一位男士給大夫的辦公室打電話，他想預(yù)約看病的時(shí)間。接待員說(shuō):“對(duì)不起，至少在兩周內(nèi)，我們是無(wú)法把你安排進(jìn)來(lái)的。”
"But I could be dead by then!”
“等輪到我的時(shí)候，我恐怕已經(jīng)死了。”
"No problem. If your wife lets us know, we'll cancel the appointment. "
“你就不用為這個(gè)擔(dān)心了，如果你老婆通知我們一聲，我們會(huì)取消這個(gè)預(yù)約的.”
初中英文小笑話及翻譯篇三
找錯(cuò)地方啦
While working in the psychology department at a Com-munity College in Centerville，Michigan, I was asked to en-large a chart for a meeting. I called the copy room and asked，'Can I get something blown up down there?"
在密西根薩特維亞的密一所社區(qū)學(xué)院的心理學(xué)系工作期間，一次，他們讓我放大一張會(huì)議的圖表。于是，我就打電話給復(fù)印室，問(wèn):“我能到你們那里搞點(diǎn)兒能放的東西嗎?"(對(duì)方以為是放飽的放)
After a pause the voice on the line replied，"I think you want the chemistry lab.”
對(duì)方愣了一會(huì)兒，回答說(shuō):“我想你要找為是化學(xué)試驗(yàn)室.
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