簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事閱讀
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簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事篇一
一報(bào)還一報(bào)
An acquaintance of mine stopped at a local tavern after work and spent the evening there. When’ he arrived home around ten o'clock, his wife was sitting at the kitchen table，waiting. Instead of questioning or scolding him，however , she simply asked pleasantly if he wanted dinner. He was not interested in eating，and went off to bed.
我的一個(gè)熟人在一次下班后，把車(chē)停在了一個(gè)小飯館前，在那兒他消磨可一個(gè)晚上。大約十點(diǎn)鐘他才回到家。他的妻子坐在廚房的桌旁等他。她沒(méi)有追問(wèn)他什么，也沒(méi)有責(zé)怪他，只是和藹地問(wèn)他想不想吃點(diǎn)什么。他已經(jīng)對(duì)晚餐不感興趣，于是，就上床睡覺(jué)了。
At 3:30 a. m.，the alarm went off. He scrambled out of bed and turned on the light. When he saw the time, he roared at his wife，demanding an explanation.
大約在凌晨三點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，鬧鐘突然響了。他趕緊掀開(kāi)了被子，打開(kāi)了燈。當(dāng)他看清了時(shí)問(wèn)時(shí)，他沖妻子大聲地吼叫為什么。
"Well,"she replied placidly, "if it took you four-hours to get home from work，I figured it would take you four hours to get back to work，and I didn't want you to be late. "
妻子和氣地說(shuō):“我想，假如你下班回家路止花了四個(gè)小時(shí)的話(huà)，你上班當(dāng)然也需要花四個(gè)小時(shí)趕路了。我只是不想讓你遲到。”
簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事篇二
跑道已清
An airline ticket agent was being given a particularly rough time by a woman who complained about the departure times. She said，“Young man，I could stick a feather in my ear and get there faster. "
當(dāng)一位飛機(jī)售票員也夠例霉的。一位婦女在向他抱怨飛機(jī)起飛得太晚，這位售票員真不知如何是好。那位婦女說(shuō):“年較人，如果我能在我的耳朵土播上羽毛，我都會(huì)比你們的飛機(jī)先到那兒。”
"Madam,"replied the agent calmly,"the runways are clear."
“好啊售票員平靜地說(shuō):“現(xiàn)在我們的飛機(jī)跑這正空著呢。”
簡(jiǎn)短的英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)故事篇三
夢(mèng)幻世界
A hotel manager in a small town reports that a guest woke up everyone in the hotel screaming，"It's in the phone book! It's in the the phone book!"
飯店經(jīng)理報(bào)告說(shuō)一名客人把所有的人都吵醒了，他不停地尖叫:“就在電話(huà)薄里，就在電話(huà)薄里。”
The manager got the house detective and they let themselves into the man's room，where they found him in the midst of a nightmare. "I was having a horrible dream，”the man explained when awakened. "I dreamed the income-tax people wanted to send me a big refund, but they'd lost my address!"
經(jīng)理找來(lái)偵探后，帶他進(jìn)入了那位客人的房間。原來(lái)，那位客人是在做夢(mèng)。“我做了個(gè)非常可怕的夢(mèng)，”那人醒后解釋說(shuō):“我夢(mèng)見(jiàn)收稅人想寄退給我一筆錢(qián)，但他們把我的地址給丟了.”
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