簡短的爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯
簡短的爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯
笑話是現(xiàn)代社會發(fā)展最快的一種口頭文學(xué)體裁,它體現(xiàn)了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。學(xué)習(xí)啦小編整理了簡短的爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯，歡迎閱讀!
簡短的爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇一
while eating in a restaurant, i reprimanded(譴責(zé)，責(zé)難) my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . mump umn kmpfhm, was all i heard.
在飯店吃飯的時候，我申斥我4歲的兒子，因為他滿嘴食物在說話。喔、呢，我聽到的就是這些。
drew, i scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.
杜魯，我責(zé)備道，沒人明白你在說什么。
he says he wants some ketchup(番茄醬) , my husband said calmly.
他說他要一些番茄醬，我丈夫平靜地說。
a woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, how in the world did you understand him?
坐在旁邊的一位婦女靠過來問道：你究竟如何明白他的話的呢?
i'm a dentist, my husband explained.
我是牙醫(yī)。我丈夫解釋道。
簡短的爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇二
one day, tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. the teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. he called tim to his desk and said to him, "you got all your homework right this time, tim. what happened? did your father help you?"
一天，蒂姆的數(shù)學(xué)老師看了他的作業(yè)，發(fā)現(xiàn)他全做對了。老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝。他把蒂姆叫到桌前說：“蒂姆，你這次的作業(yè)全都做對了，怎么回事?你爸爸幫你做了嗎?”
"no, sir. he was too busy last night, so i had to do it all myself," said tim.
“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”
簡短的爆笑英語笑話帶翻譯篇三
how did you make your fortune?
你是怎么發(fā)財?shù)?
i became the partner of a rich man. he had the money and i had the experience.
我變成一個富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經(jīng)驗。
how did that help?
那有什么用?
now he has the experience and i the money.
現(xiàn)在他有經(jīng)驗了，我有錢。
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