英文小笑話故事
英文小笑話故事
笑話可能只是文字游戲,但有時(shí)它在人們解決生活中的困惑時(shí)起著重要作用。小編精心收集了英語幽默笑話故事，供大家欣賞學(xué)習(xí)!
英語幽默笑話故事篇1
Our supermarket had a sald on boneless chicken breasts,and a woman I know ontended tostock up .
我們的超級(jí)市，場(chǎng)在廉價(jià)拍賣無骨雞胸，我認(rèn)識(shí)的某位女士打算去多買一些。
At the store,However,she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portopnsof the poultry,
然而，到了這家肉店的時(shí)候她感到很失望，因?yàn)橹徽业揭稽c(diǎn)點(diǎn)事先就包裝好的雞肉，
so she complained to the butcher.
所以她就向這位肉店老板抱怨。
"don't worry,lady," he said.
他說：“小姐，別擔(dān)心，
"I will pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping."
我會(huì)替你多包幾盤，在你買完東西的時(shí)候把它們準(zhǔn)備好。”
Several aisles later ,my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over th public-address system:
逛完幾個(gè)走道之后，我的朋友聽到肉店老板的聲音透過公共廣播系統(tǒng)隆隆地說
"Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store?"
“那位想要大胸部的小姐請(qǐng)到本店后方來見我好嗎?”
英語幽默笑話故事篇2
The is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on cliff several hundred feet in th air.
有個(gè)關(guān)于在 歐洲座落于高空好幾百英尺懸涯高處的修道院故事。
The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled tothe top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength .
到達(dá)修道院。唯一的方法，就是被懸吊在由數(shù)名修道士用盡他們?nèi)ν侠缴巾數(shù)幕@子里。
Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying.
很明顯的，乘坐籃子爬上陡峭的懸崖是相當(dāng)令人害怕的。
One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which hewas suspended was old and frayed.
有位旅客約在半途中，注意到懸掛他的繩子很老舊而且被磨損時(shí)，心中感到極度緊張不安。
With trembing voice,he asked the monked who was riding with him in the basket how often theychanged the rope.
他用顫抖的聲音詢問與他一同乘坐在籃子里的修道士，他們多久換繩子一次。
The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely,"Whenever it breaks."
修道士想了一會(huì)，然后粗率地回答：“繩子斷掉時(shí)。”
英語幽默笑話故事篇3
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for theoccasion.
有一家公司開幕，老板的其中一位朋友為了這件太事要送他花。
They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card,
他們到達(dá)了新的公司地點(diǎn)，老板讀了卡片的 內(nèi)容：
"Rest in Place."
“安息吧”。
The owner was angry and called the florist to complain.
老板非常生氣就打電話給花店抱怨。
After he had told the florist of the obvious mitake
就在他告訴花店這項(xiàng)明顯的錯(cuò)誤，
and how angry he was ,
以及他有多么生氣之后，
the florist replied,
花廟卻回答說：
"Sir,I am really sorry for the mistake,
“先生，我真的對(duì)于這項(xiàng)錯(cuò)誤感到十分抱歉，
but rather than getting angry,
但是與其生氣，
you should imagine this :
你還不如應(yīng)當(dāng)想象
somewhere there is a funeral taking place today,
以下這個(gè)情況：今天有一個(gè)地方在舉行葬禮，
and they have flowers with a note saying,
他們收到了花，還附上一張紙條說：
‘Congratulations on your new location' "
‘恭喜新居落成!”’
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