英語(yǔ)笑話大全
英語(yǔ)笑話大全
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爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇一
part-time job
when my son was a hign-school sophomore, he got a part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket. he came home all smiles.
"how was your first day?" i asked.
"it was great, dad," he replied. "i got to talk to some good-looking girls."
since stephen is not very talkative, i asked, "what did you say to them?"
"do you prefer paper or plastic?"
業(yè)余工作
我兒子在一所中學(xué)讀二年級(jí)時(shí)，在一家超級(jí)市場(chǎng)找到了一份包裝商品的業(yè)余工作。他滿面笑容地回到了家。
“第一天感覺(jué)如何?”我問(wèn)。
“好極了，爸爸。”他答道，“我跟許多漂亮的女孩子講了話。”
由于斯蒂芬不善言談，我問(wèn)道：“你跟他們說(shuō)了些什么?”
“你是喜歡紙包裝還是塑料包裝?”
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇二
keys? kiss?
a friend of mine was giving an english lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the united states. after placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table, he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler, the book, the pen and so on. the class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an italian student and said, "give me the kays." the man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss. seeing this, my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly, so he repeated. "give me the kays." the italian shrugged his shoulders. then, he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.
鑰匙還是接吻
我的一位朋友在給一個(gè)成人學(xué)生班級(jí)上英語(yǔ)課。他們都是新近來(lái)美國(guó)生活的。在一張桌子上擺了許多日常用品之后，他請(qǐng)全班同學(xué)給他挑出尺子，書(shū)本，鋼筆等。課進(jìn)行得井然有序，學(xué)生們對(duì)自己所做的似乎很感興趣，也很認(rèn)真。后來(lái)輪到一名來(lái)自意大利的學(xué)生，我的朋友說(shuō)：“給我鑰匙。”那人看起來(lái)非常吃驚，也有點(diǎn)手足無(wú)措?？吹竭@種情況，我的朋友想是他沒(méi)有聽(tīng)清楚，于是又重復(fù)了一遍：“給我鑰匙。”那位意大利學(xué)生聳了聳肩。接著，他伸出胳膊摟住老師的脖子在雙頰上親了兩下。
爆笑英語(yǔ)笑話篇三
prepare yourself
a story around campus has it taht a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "mom - flunked all courses. kicked out of school. prepare pop."
two days later he received a response: "pop prepared. prepare yourself."
自己做好準(zhǔn)備
校園里流傳著這樣的故事：一個(gè)學(xué)生一次給父母拍了一份電報(bào)，上面寫(xiě)著：“媽媽-我所有功課都不及格，被學(xué)校開(kāi)除。讓爸爸做好準(zhǔn)備。”
兩天以后，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準(zhǔn)備好。你自己做好準(zhǔn)備吧!”
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