英語小笑話大全
英語小笑話大全
笑話能夠折射出社會(huì)生活中的方方面面,而且笑話可以在說笑中蘊(yùn)含著人們對(duì)于美好生活的期盼和訴求。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的爆笑英語小笑話，歡迎欣賞!
爆笑英語小笑話篇1
A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks:
一個(gè)俄國人不停地?cái)€錢，最后他終于可以買車了，他來到了國營百貨店訂汽車，卻被告之:汽車io年后才會(huì)送到，于是這個(gè)男的問:
"Will it be here in the morning or the aftermoon?"
“會(huì)在上午還是下午送到?”
"Why are you concerned? It’s quite some time from now.”
“你有什么可以擔(dān)心的呢?從現(xiàn)在起還很長的一段時(shí)間呢。”
"Because the plumber is coming in the morning.
“因?yàn)楣茏庸?huì)在早晨到。”
爆笑英語小笑話篇2
After a family meal one night, 3 generations of the family are sitting around chatting. A 4 year old is sitting on her grandfather's knee.
晚飯后，祖孫三代人圍坐一起聊天，四歲大的孫子坐在祖父的膝蓋上。
4Yo: "Grandpa, can you make a noise like a frog?"
四歲的孫子:“爺爺，你能學(xué)青蛙叫嗎?”
G: "What?"
爺爺:“什么?”
4Yo: "Can you make a noise like a frog?"
四歲的孫子:“你能學(xué)青蛙叫嗎?”
G: "Why do you want me to make a noise like a frog?"
爺爺:“為什么想讓我學(xué)青蛙叫呢?”
4Yo: "Well, last night Daddy said that when you croak we can all go to Disneyland.”
四歲的孫子:“因?yàn)樽蛲戆职终f，你像青蛙那樣叫了，我們就可以去迪斯尼樂園了?”
Luckily the old man took the comment in good humor.
幸運(yùn)的是，對(duì)這件事老人一笑了之。
爆笑英語小笑話篇3
Heard this morning on CNN that a lot of the Iraqi troops surrendered when, instead of the foot soldiers they were expecting, American tanks rolled in. Didn’t anybody tell them that Americans never walk anywhere they can drive?
今早從美國有線電視網(wǎng)中聽到:當(dāng)美國坦克進(jìn)攻的時(shí)候，伊拉克部隊(duì)投降了，因?yàn)樗麄冊(cè)詾閬淼臅?huì)是美國步兵。難道在這之前從來就沒有人告訴過他們，美軍是能開車就決不步行的嗎?
爆笑英語小笑話篇4
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumbertype things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for 0.
一個(gè)醫(yī)生家的水管子裂了，他叫來了一個(gè)管鉗工人。工人到后，打開工具箱，在管子上弄了幾下，別人也搞不清他都做了些什么，然后，就遞給了醫(yī)生一張600美元的帳單。
The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don’t even make that much as a doctor!" The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor.”
醫(yī)生問:“太可笑了，我做醫(yī)生也沒掙這么多錢啊!”管鉗工人等著拿錢時(shí)，禮貌地說:“我當(dāng)醫(yī)生的時(shí)候，也沒想到會(huì)這樣。”
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