英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯初中
英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯初中
笑話是一種重要的交際手段,在人們的日常生活中起著重要作用,在社會(huì)文化中占據(jù)著重要地位。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的初中英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯，歡迎欣賞!
初中英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇1
John is not a "good" student. He always sleeps in the class. Today he sleeps again.
"John!" Teacher says angrily.
"What? What's wrong?" John is awaken.
"Why do you make a face? It's classroom. Look! Everyone is laughing." Teacher says.
"No one is laughing." Teacher says.
"No, it's not me. I was not making a face. I was sleeping." John fells upset.
"Um. Not bad. You can admit your fault. You are still a good boy." Teacher is satisfied with it.
約翰并不是個(gè)“好”學(xué)生。他總是在上課的時(shí)候睡覺(jué)。今天他又睡著了。
“約翰!”老師生氣地喊他。
“什么?出什么事了?”約翰醒了。
“你為什么要做鬼臉?這是教室!看看!同學(xué)們都在笑!”老師生氣地說(shuō)。
“沒(méi)有人在笑呀。”其他同學(xué)笑聲地嘀咕。
“不，不是我。我沒(méi)有做鬼臉。剛才我睡著了。”約翰感到不安。
“嗯，還不錯(cuò)。你承認(rèn)自己的錯(cuò)誤，還是給好孩子”老師為此感到滿意。
初中英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇2
Tony and his father are eating dinner.
Suddenly Tony asks his father, "Dad, are flies yummy?"
Dad frowns and says, "No, I think it's yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It's a silly question."
But Tony says, "There was one fly in your plate."
托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。
突然，托尼問(wèn)他的爸爸：“爸爸，蒼蠅好吃嗎?”
爸爸皺眉說(shuō)：“我想不好吃。你怎么會(huì)問(wèn)這個(gè)問(wèn)題?這可是一個(gè)愚蠢的問(wèn)題。”
可是托尼說(shuō)：“剛才你盤(pán)子里有一只蒼蠅。”
初中英語(yǔ)短笑話帶翻譯篇3
The lecturer on evolution had been going on for nearly two hours, then he started again, and said he: "Let me ask the evolutionist a question -- if we had tails like a baboon, where are they?"
"I'll venture an answer," said an old lady, "We have worn them off sitting here so long.".
教進(jìn)化論的老師已經(jīng)滔滔不絕地講了快兩個(gè)小時(shí)，他的話題又來(lái)了：“讓我向進(jìn)化論者提個(gè)問(wèn)題——如果我們?cè)?jīng)像狒狒那樣長(zhǎng)著尾巴，那么現(xiàn)在尾巴到哪里去了?”
“我來(lái)試試看，”一位老太太說(shuō)， “該是我們?cè)谶@里坐這么久把它們磨掉了吧。”
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