英語笑話大全
笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、社會關(guān)系和心理特征等等。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的爆笑初中英語笑話，歡迎欣賞!
爆笑初中英語笑話篇1
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.
She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediatedisposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.
A wild gleam came into the judges eye. "You are a school teacher, eh?" said he. "Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times."
在中西部一個大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。
女士向法官解釋，她是一名學(xué)校老師，請求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。
法官眼中閃過一絲狡黠，說道：“你是學(xué)校的老師，對嗎?女士，我馬上要實現(xiàn)我畢生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫500遍‘我開車闖了紅燈’。”
爆笑初中英語笑話篇2
A Chinese emperor ordered one of his servants to find him a hundred-year-old egg.
Returning empty-handed, the servant explained, "No hundred-year-old eggs, Master, but I can get you a fifty-year-old egg."
"No, thanks, you know I hate instant food!" the emperor replied.
一位中國的皇帝命令他的仆人去給他弄一個有百年歷史的雞蛋來吃。
他的仆人空手而歸，對皇上解釋說：“殿下，我找不到一百年的雞蛋，但我可以給你找到一個五十年的雞蛋。”
“不，那可不行，你知道我是討厭速食的。”
爆笑初中英語笑話篇3
A friend of mine was giving an important dinner party for her husband's business associates.
She put guest towels and soap in the bathroom, and, not wanting her teenagers to use them first, attached warning notes that read:"Use these, I'll kill you."
When the guests left after a successful evening, she went into the bathroom and xiaogushi8.com found towels and soap untouched…with her warning notes still on them.
我的一位朋友為他丈夫舉辦了一次很重要的業(yè)務(wù)往來交往招待會。
他把客人用的毛巾、香皂都放在洗澡間。為了不讓她的小孩們先把這些東西用了，她在上面貼了張條子。上面寫著：用一下，我就殺了你們。
當(dāng)客人們度過一個很愉快的晚上滿意而去后，她來到洗澡間，發(fā)現(xiàn)毛巾和香皂都無人用過…因為她貼的條子還在上面。
爆笑初中英語笑話篇4
We were leaving a football game in a throng of people.
My husband, who never displays affection in public, took my hand. I has delighted. As we walked hand in hand out of the stadium. I looked up at him, smiling, and asked, "You don't want to lose me?"
"No," he said. "I don't want to look for you."
我們和一大群人在橄欖球比賽散場時紛紛撤離比賽場。
我那位從未在大庭廣眾之下流露感情的丈夫這時拉住了我的手，我非常高興。當(dāng)我們手拉手往體育場外走時，我抬著頭看著他并笑著問：“你不想失去我，對嗎?”
丈夫回答道：“不是，我只是不想去找你。”
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