英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)之童言童語(yǔ)
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英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)一則
都不是
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area.
At one house a small boy answered the door. "Tell me, young man," said the politician. "Is your Mommy in the Republican Party or the Democratic Party?"
"Neither," said the child, "she's in the bathroom."
正值當(dāng)?shù)馗?jìng)選時(shí)期，候選人到他的區(qū)域的千家萬(wàn)戶(hù)登門(mén)拜訪(fǎng)。
候選人來(lái)到了一家門(mén)口，一個(gè)小男孩開(kāi)了門(mén)。“告訴我，年輕人，”候選人問(wèn)道，“你母親是在共和黨還是在民主黨?”
“都不是，”孩子答到，“她在浴室。”
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)二則
A boy followed his father to enter the garage with the cars fully parked.
男孩跟著父親走進(jìn)停滿(mǎn)小轎車(chē)的車(chē)庫(kù)。
He said to his father, "Papa, it must be an auto kindergarten here?"
他對(duì)父親說(shuō)：“爸爸，這里一定是汽車(chē)幼兒園吧?”
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)三則
Son:"Why are the hen's legs so short?"
兒子：“為什么母雞的腿那么短?”
Dad:"You are a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?"
父親：“你真笨。如果母雞的腿很長(zhǎng)，它們下蛋時(shí)，雞蛋不就都摔破了嗎?”
英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)四則
Two boys are talking with each other.
兩個(gè)孩子正在交談。
"You see, in the old times there were no electricity, no radios, no televisions. How could our ancestors survive?"
“你想，古代沒(méi)有電，沒(méi)有收音機(jī)，也沒(méi)有電視。我們的祖先怎么能活著呢?”
"So they all died."
“所以他們都死了。”
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