經(jīng)典趣味幽默故事五則
經(jīng)典趣味幽默故事五則
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經(jīng)典趣味幽默故事:作文
Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket”. After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play.”
老師給學(xué)生出了個作文題:“一場板球賽”。兩分鐘后,西蒙·斯蒂爾交了作文,老師允許他回家了。他在作文上寫道:“下雨,比賽終止。”
經(jīng)典趣味幽默故事:吉姆的歷史考試
Aunt: How did Jim do his history examination`?
姨媽:吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎么樣?
Mother: Oh, not at all well,but there,it wasn’t his fault. Why, they askedhim things that happened before the poor boy was born.
母親:唉,糟透了。可話又說回來,這也不能怪他。嗨,他們盡問一些這個可憐的孩子出生前的事情。
經(jīng)典趣味幽默故事:去天堂
Sunday School teacher: Hands up all those who want to go to Heaven? Hands up…what about you、Terry? You haven't got your hand up,don’t you want to go to Heaven?
星期日學(xué)校的教員:想去天堂的人舉起手來,把手舉起來……你呢,哈里?你還沒舉手呢,你不想去天堂嗎?
Terry: I can’t. My Mum told me to go straight home.
哈里:我去不了,因?yàn)閶寢屪屛乙环艑W(xué)就回家。
經(jīng)典趣味幽默故事:學(xué)法語
Son: Dad, is French difficult to learn?
兒子:爸爸,法語難學(xué)嗎?
Father: My boy, at the beginning it is,but after that it becomes easy.
父親:我的孩子,開頭是難,可往后就變得容易了。
Son: That’s great! I’11 learn the latter half.
兒子:太好了!那我就學(xué)后半部分。
經(jīng)典趣味幽默故事:好消息和壞消息
The doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news — We amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news — we’ve discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all.”
醫(yī)生對躺在病床上的一位婦女說:“我給你帶來了好消息,也帶來了不好的消息。先告訴你一個不好的消息是我們截錯了你的那條好腿?,F(xiàn)在我再來告訴你一個好消息,我們發(fā)現(xiàn)你的另一條腿沒必要截除了。”