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　　輕松幽默英語笑話：記得別吸煙

　　A much worried patient walked into doctor's office asking for help:

　　候診室里坐著一位憂心忡忡的病人，當醫(yī)生傳喚他時，他滿面愁容地說：

　　"Doctor, I don't know what to do. I accidentally drank a bottle of gasoline yesterday!"

　　“醫(yī)生，怎么辦?我昨天誤喝下一瓶汽油!”

　　"Oh,...Don't worry! All you have to remember is not to smoke in the next few days!"

　　醫(yī)生回答他說：“喔..沒關(guān)系啦!記得這幾天不要抽煙!”

　　輕松幽默英語笑話：精明的家庭主婦

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.

　　一位精明的家庭主婦聽人說有一種爐子用起來可以比她現(xiàn)在用的爐子省一半的煤。

　　She was very excited, and said: "Thatll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed!"

　　她聽了大為興奮，說：“那太好了!一個爐子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我買兩個爐子的話，不就可以把煤全都省下來了嗎?”

　　輕松幽默英語笑話：你應該學禮貌點

　　One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

　　一天，比爾和湯姆去餐館吃飯。當服務(wù)員端上兩份牛排時，比爾迅速地為自己拿了比較大的那塊。

　　Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

　　湯姆對此很不開心：“你什么時候能學會禮貌?”

　　Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

　　比爾說：“如果讓你先拿，你會拿哪個?”

　　Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

　　湯姆說：“當然是小的那個。”

　　Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

　　比爾：“那你還抱怨什么?小的那個不就是你想要的，不是嗎?”