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　　經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小故事：妙問(wèn)題

　　My husband was showing a box of his baby things，which had been saved for him by his mother to our five-year-old son. He took out a pair of bronzed baby shoes

　　mounted with an ashtray between them.”Oh, look,Chris,"he said. "These are Daddy's first walking shoes.“

　　一次，我丈夫拿出一個(gè)盒子給我們五歲的兒子看。這個(gè)盒子是由他母親替他收藏的他兒時(shí)的用品盒。我丈夫從盒子里取出一雙中間還夾有煙缸的古銅色的童鞋說(shuō):“噢，克瑞斯，你看，這就是爸爸學(xué)走步時(shí)穿的鞋。”

　　Chris stared in amazement. "Daddy,"he said，”I don't see how you ever learned to walk with that ashtray stuck between your feet.”

　　克瑞斯吃驚地望著那雙鞋，“爸爸，”他說(shuō):“我怎么就不知道你還學(xué)過(guò)兩腳夾煙灰缸走路呢。”

　　經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小故事：沒(méi)有反應(yīng)

　　My mother and I returned to my parent's house late one evening to find my father，my college-age brother, Steven, and my ten-year-old sister fast asleep. Mom had forgotten her house keys，so we knocked loudly, first at the back door and then the front and side doors. We yelled my father's name over and over, with no answer. The car-horn aroused the neighbors but no one at our house.

　　有一天晚上，我和媽媽回來(lái)得很晚。我們發(fā)現(xiàn)爸爸、上大學(xué)的哥哥、十歲的弟弟都睡覺(jué)了?？墒菋寢寘s忘記帶鑰匙了。于是，我們就大聲地叫門(mén)。先是在前門(mén)叫，然后又跑到后門(mén)去叫，到旁門(mén)叫，都沒(méi)動(dòng)靜。我們大聲地喊爸爸的名字，按汽車(chē)?yán)?，鄰居都被吵醒了，但是家里仍無(wú)人回答。

　　We drove into town and phoned home, waking Steven.When we got back，he let us in. Dad was in bed，snoring，with the television on. Mom quietly switched it off.

　　沒(méi)辦法，我們只好開(kāi)車(chē)進(jìn)城，從城里往家打電話，這才叫起了哥哥斯蒂文。回家后，他給我們開(kāi)了門(mén)。爸爸在床上鼾聲如雷，電視機(jī)開(kāi)著。媽媽輕輕地把它關(guān)上。爸爸立刻醒來(lái)。“別關(guān)電視，”他說(shuō):“我在看呢。”

　　Dad woke right up. "Don't turn that off,"he said. "I'm watching it !"

　　經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小故事：為母親約會(huì)

　　When the young waitress in the cafe in my building started waving hello every day，I was flattered. She was at least 15 years younger than I.

　　在我工作的大樓里有間咖啡館，那兒的女招待每天見(jiàn)到我都向我打招呼。我因此受寵若驚。要知道她至少要比我小15歲。

　　One day she waved and beckoned to me. When I strolled over，she asked，"Are you single?"

　　有一天，她見(jiàn)到我后，朝我招手示意讓我過(guò)去。于是，我便走了過(guò)去。她問(wèn)我，“你現(xiàn)在是單身嗎?”

　　Why，yes,"I replied，smiling at her broadly.

　　“對(duì)，是單身。”我滿臉堆笑地說(shuō)。

　　" So is my mom，”she said.”Would you like to meet her?"

　　“我母親也是，”她說(shuō):“你愿意不愿意見(jiàn)見(jiàn)她。”

　　經(jīng)典爆笑英語(yǔ)小故事：受騙

　　While traveling in Maine，I stopped in a coastal village to mail a birthday card. According to the pickup schedule on the box outside the tiny post office，I had missed the daily mail truck by five minutes. I went inside to ask about it.

　　在緬因旅行時(shí)，我來(lái)到一個(gè)海邊的小村莊寄一張生日卡。從小郵局外邊的信筒上所寫(xiě)的時(shí)間看，剛好在五分鐘前郵車(chē)從這里把信取走了。我急忙奔進(jìn)郵局，詢問(wèn)這一情況，“別著

　　急，信件要到下午才被取走呢。”女郵遞員很正經(jīng)地說(shuō)。

　　"Don't worry. Mail doesn't go out until later this afternoon,"the postmistress said in a no-nonsense tone.

　　“可是外面的郵筒上明明寫(xiě)著取信的時(shí)間是上午八點(diǎn)半。”我說(shuō)道。

　　“But the sign on the box says that it's picked up at 8:30 in the morning,"I said.

　　“噢，”她解釋道:“那是我每天從那里取出把它們拿到這里的時(shí)間。”

　　"That's when I pick up the mail from the box and bring it in here，"she explained.